TJG: Southern Charm S11 E12!
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🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The Charmers are headed to Puerto Vallarta and things heat up fast! Salley is ready to pounce on Austen and he is wondering how much would the audience hate him if he went for it. Salley still can’t get over that Charley and Craig could possibly be a thing. Is she losing her best friend?! Meanwhile, Courtney has eyes for Shep, who suggests a “New Year’s Resolution” game, although it is July… and Venita ignites Craig. We’re breaking it all down plus The Valley trailer. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two juggie girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:18.6 | And it's Courtney from L.A. and you've already had a day. Tell us. |
| 0:22.0 | Well, it's been pretty stressful. Courtney's been on my ass because we're going away in April. |
| 0:29.2 | Charles, little Charlie, little Carlo, needs a passport. |
| 0:34.0 | So I was supposed to go last Thursday, but then I got sick. |
| 0:37.4 | And usually Thursdays we don't record. So I was supposed to go last Thursday, but then I got sick. And usually Thursdays, |
| 0:38.8 | we don't record. So, you know, I've been planning to go on a Thursday for quite some time, |
| 0:45.2 | but we finally, I got the appointment. A hot tip for Bay Area people, you can get a Tiburon |
| 0:50.2 | appointment really easy. Otherwise, you have to wait like a month. And we just drove over to |
| 0:55.6 | Tiburon in the rain. And we got Charlie his passport. His photo for the passport guys, it is bad. |
| 1:02.4 | It is a mugshot. No chin, no lips. His worst photo he's ever taken. When I came back from Walgreens, |
| 1:08.9 | Michael was like, oh, we can't use this. Like, we're going to have to do it over. I'm like, what do you want me to do? There's another person taking the photo. And how are you, are you holding him and then they're like zooming in? Or how do you take a baby passport photo? Okay, this is actually hilarious because I go down to the Walgreens down the street. And mind you, it was like pouring raining and I only live one and a half blocks. So I'm like, I'm not going to drive my car. Right. Like it, because it can be harder to find part. You know what I mean? So I'm like, you'll like circle and park basically back at your house. Seriously. So it's like insane. But it's like raining and I like go down to the Walgreens and the guy's like oh I can't do that right now. I'm like, |
| 1:45.3 | I literally need it. Like why and I like go down to the Walgreens and the guy's like, oh, I can't do that right now. I'm like, I literally need. I have an appointment because he's like, I'm the only person here. Oh, he just was busy. He had other things to do. And I'm like, well, can I like wait? Like, I'm like, I have my appointment tomorrow. That was a lie because I went two days in advance. Oh, she's telling little white lies. |
| 2:00.9 | No. I'm like, I have my appointment tomorrow. That was a lie because I went two days in advance. Oh, she's telling little white lies. |
| 2:04.6 | No, and then I'm just like, oh, like, please, it's for him. |
| 2:08.2 | And he's like, okay, fine. |
| 2:10.0 | Charles turned on the charm to get those photos. |
| 2:12.7 | He turned on his northern charm. |
| 2:14.5 | Sure, sure. |
| 2:16.2 | And what they do is they put a white, white poster board on the desk and then you lay the baby down. It's actually hysterical. And he had to do it twice because the first photo wasn't good enough. And then the second photo worked, you know, for like the standards probably, but I mean. |
| 2:34.4 | Very Wendy Ocepho of him. |
| 2:37.2 | It was, it's so honestly the worst. |
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