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TJG: Season 4 Premiere of RHOSLC!

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Salt Lake City is back and it gave us the chills! Honestly, this season premiere was pure gold. We are literally fighting about taking baths! Mary Cosby is back talking about flatulence and is unsure of her son is married even though they live in the same house. Heather can’t stop talking about her black eye, Whitney has never looked better, Angie is kissing Barlow butt, and we meet Monica who is our Jen Shah link. Apparently, we can’t quit her, even while she's in prison. Monica is literally the definition of a RAT! We have a feeling Monica is trying to bring down the Barlows. At the Fresh Start Party, the fashion is horrendous yet fabulous and everyone gets to throw snowballs at each other's heads. Welcome back, ladies! Come judge with us! 


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0:00.0

Welcome back to 2 Jessie girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A.

0:21.8

And our ladies are back. We're back in the SLC was one of my favorite premier's ever

0:30.0

I just makes me love housewives so much I had I had chills at one point. I mean, I had

0:37.0

chills in the first two minutes. The opener of this is so good. But I think like overall,

0:42.4

what I loved about this. And I think I mentioned it on last week's pod, right? Is like

0:46.7

this Salt Lake City is so camp and such like almost a parody of housewives that it's just so

0:53.4

silly watching like what these fights are and like who can't move past things. And it now has

0:59.2

a little bit more of a lightness because Jen Shaw is not there. My name is the fact I know

1:05.2

they're she's in jail. Let's say that. Sorry, she's at camp in prison. She's in camp right now

1:11.5

with Elizabeth Holmes. But like that dark cloud that like not didn't it also made the show good.

1:17.8

But it's like now it's more going to be like stupid fights that we've got, right? Who's having a

1:22.6

affair? Dirty bathtubs. Dirty bathtub, you know, ketamine, you know, all these things. Mary

1:29.4

Cosby and flatulence, you know, it's just the thing. The basic bullshit I want to talk about.

1:39.0

Like I want to be mad about the stupid shit. This is what makes housewives great. I loved,

1:44.9

okay, what I loved about salt Lake City made housewives great again.

1:48.8

What I loved about this opener too, though, is when they had like the two housewives like

1:56.0

passing each other, right? Like, you know, we have a walk by. We have a drive by. We've got this

2:01.2

whole thing that it's like, let's just let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Okay, so the

2:06.4

opener, it's no music. They're thunder. We get a date May 10, 2023. Burmuda and Heather is on

2:15.0

the phone. They're like running around with the cameras. And she's like, shut the fuck up, Mike.

2:21.1

Shut the fuck up. I'm trembling. I can't believe it's her. I'm freaking the fuck out. How could

2:27.1

she do this? Guys, no, no, seriously. She slams the door on production. And then she says,

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