Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. and we are now on the back half of the season of Real House House House of Rhode Island.

Say it ain't so. It's like every episode that airs means we have one less. And I do understand that that is how math works. However, when you start a season and you have more episodes left than you have that have aired, it feels like we have gifts coming. And now I just am worried every time I count down.

It's going by too fast for me. I'm obsessed with all of them. And the best part of this episode to me was Rula in bed.

Do you think they were like, I'm sorry, if you are not going to film and you are sick, we have to come to your house? They forced her to do this. Yeah, something's going on because she's so sick. She's so sick. She has to go by ambulance to the hospital. And she has a full face of makeup on.

I was like, well, that is a housewife.

Okay.

She said, if you're bringing the cameras in, I will be looking good.

And if my husband's going to embarrass the hell out of me every episode, I'm going

to be looking good.

But I was with the women.

I think something's going on.

She's always sick.

Her pretending in the like comedic timing of the music, her pretending that she is sick. And I understand your husband is having an affair on camera. So you're trying to fix this situation. She should have almost gone the Dara route. Like just jump off the ship.? Like, stop filming. It's okay. You could have kept this a little bit more of a secret. Also, there was something about her calling it. She was taken by rescue. I was like, you mean you got an ambulance? Also, I would feel bad if she's genuinely just having, like, stress and panic attacks because her husband's cheating on her and she's realizing everyone's going to find out about it.

So that could really be what's going on and that's not coming up on the EKGs.

I think that's probably going closer.

Actually, our friend just told us a story about how someone she works with literally from stress had made himself go blind.

Oh, I could see that.

Like temporary blindness.

I would think that there is obviously some sort of stress and panic of things that she's putting on herself.

But the editors did want us to laugh at the situation of her being in bed with a full face of makeup. And the way that they were editing her talking head where it was like she was just telling us for hours every single ailment. We're not supposed to think she's sick is what I'm gathering from this. Right. I mean, Brian didn't even know what kind of tea mommy likes and the kids

didn't either. Well, that's because he's at the gym. Every morning. And Joellen says, well, no,

he's getting coffee with the mistress. So he only knows the mistress's coffee order, but not his wife's

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