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TJG: RHORI S1 E5!

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Two Judgey Girls

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4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

We’re back recapping Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Should Rosie have posted her haircut by Kelsey? What’s the real deal with Liz and the Gypsea boat? Is Jo-Ellen too obsessed with this affair or is she looking for the truth? Did Brian fake that phone call and then meet the mistress before polo? Do all the men know? And how did Brian’s ring go from the restaurant to missing at the polo fields? We can’t get enough of RHORI! Come judge with us!


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0:00.0

Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

0:18.5

And it's Courtney from L.A.

0:23.0

And I mean, I can't believe we literally had to quit our jobs in order to be in the bravo sphere. You guys, everything that is

0:29.7

happening is literally insane. We will address all the summer house stuff tonight with the

0:36.4

episode. Don't worry. We'll break down the leaks.

0:38.7

We'll do everything. But it's like not only that, we had an insane Monday.

0:43.1

So insane. I don't think I like fully process the whole Dr. Dre and Michelle situation.

0:52.1

You guys, the amount that's like consumed my mind about this is actually insane.

0:57.1

And I watched The Valley this morning.

0:58.7

And there's this clip of Michelle being like, you know, I just want someone like older and

1:04.2

more mature.

1:05.2

And I'm like, this man is 60.

1:07.4

He's a billionaire.

1:08.5

And then I just kept on thinking about her outfit yesterday. Like,

1:11.2

she looks like it was wintertime when I'm like, were they at L.A.? They were at Nobu and Malibu. Yeah. So I'm like, that was the strangest outfit to wear to that, I feel like. It's cold by the beach. It's actually kind of chilly down here right now. Oh, and then I just kept on thinking about like Jesse and Lacey's conversation about this yesterday.

1:29.3

I can't even imagine they're like, is Isabel going to meet Dr. Dre?

1:34.4

Like I also see Jesse being super into this.

1:38.4

I, it's just what's going on?

1:41.0

Seriously.

1:42.2

Do Michelle and Jessie still have their business together?

1:45.8

Because then maybe it's good for business.

1:49.9

Are they even divorced yet officially?

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