Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A. Happy Monday. Happy Monday post

Golden Globes and you threaded like the entire show. I was having a blast, but we've got

Golden Globes. I'm sorry. I thought that was a fantastically fun episode of Potomac. I can't

believe we get to talk traders. Like Mondays are not the greatest, but like today feels a great day for a recap. We have lots to say.

Okay, let's do a quick Golden Globes. I have some stuff for the Patreon I want to get deeper into, but overall, thoughts on the globes. I love Nikki as the host. Honestly, she was best dressed of the night for me. Overall brought, I mean, how many different looks did she have? At least six. I think, I mean, she had the black dress at the end. She had a blue dress. She had that ping pong dress. She had that red dress that she wore in the monologue. She wore that pink one on the carpet. And I know I'm missing another one. So is that six? She definitely had some like shimmery ones. Yeah. Yeah. She looked. I mean, she looks great. And I know she jokes about her plastic surgery, but I'm like, it's working. You looked fantastic. I thought her monologue was super fun. It was a really great split of like self-deprecating, like also not ribbing people enough that they like get offended, but just enough to like have them be the butt of the joke, but in a good way, if that makes sense. Her like Leo moment, like course, she brought up, you know, the younger women. And I was like, oh, that's kind of like low hanging fruit. But then she kept going, was like, because Leo, literally, there's nothing on you. Like, Tiger Beat, you said you liked pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta. Like, it made me giggleiggle because I was like, oh, that was lame. But the way that she took the joke further. Like the Sean Penn joke, I was like, can they even say this on CBS? The cocaine thing? Yes. Oh, I mean, I think it was like so funny that she's like, he looks like electrocuted.

He looks like a sexy leather bag.

And then they like show him.

I'm like, honestly, she's not wrong. And then it's like, you like, you like, you love him as we all know. So you had to go, you told you started like messaging thing. I'm like, why are you so far behind us? and by far behind like four minutes.

I had to rewind for the Sean Penn joke twice.

I just was

shocking that she was allowed to say cocaine. I don't know why. It was shocking she got to talk shit to

CBS News when it was airing on CBS. I love that. I think one of her best jokes was the rock joke

saying that he should be so glad the paper isn't here because a rock paper scissors joke. And it went so far over everybody's head that I was like, it even took the rock like a moment to get. I'm like, that is one of the funniest jokes that I think she told that night of like a clever one that I wish more people got. Sure. Sure. I mean, I thought, I just thought she was like funny. I mean, when she was like talking about Michael B. Jordan, she's like, Nikki B. Jerkin. Like, and she just kept, and every time she'd tell a joke, she'd be like, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I'm so sorry. I had to include you. Like, so it just felt like she was like, I'll take the hit in a way. Like, I know that was ridiculous. I thought it was really fun.

I was like, sign her take the hit in a way. Like, I know that was ridiculous.

I thought it was really fun.

I was like, sign her to a 10-year contract.

No, she killed it.

And I love that it's like female led.

I was very happy to see Amy Polar win for the podcast category.

And I was like looking up.

I'm like, when did she even start the podcast? And it was a year ago? Yep. March 2025, which I'm just like good for her. And I loved her message of like

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