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Two Judgey Girls

TJG: RHOP // RHOSLC

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We are up against the clock this week in the battle of the podcast vs Mary's dying computer. We still manage to recap the Potomac ladies in Mexico and the first of three parts of the RHOSLC reunion! Where is the Emmy for Potomac production? Between Gizelle’s stomach, Grande and Dame Special Potomac Unit, and the sketch of Juan’s mature woman, they had us howling! Does Juan have a girlfriend? Does Karen have a blue eyed friend? Will Mia and Jacqueline ever make up? Can Ashley keep a secret? At the SLC reunion, the women show up in a sprinter van and Heather finally admits to blacking out. Why didn’t she say that from the beginning? Lisa is still a queen, Meredith is still a lawyer, and Whitney thinks Andy is the Housewife Whisperer. Come judge with us! 


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0:00.0

Welcome back to two-d-jig girls.

0:17.0

This is Mary from the Bay.

0:19.2

Wow.

0:19.6

Emphasis changing.

0:23.3

And this is Courtney from L.A. Hi is Mary from the Bay. Wow. Emphasis changing. And this is Courtney from L.A.

0:30.2

Hi, Mary. Well, guys, I just want to preface this with I have 59% on my computer.

0:38.6

I left two of my computer chargers at work. I have a brand new computer that's sitting in the box right in back of me that I have not set up. So, um, wait, is there a charger in the box? Not the right charger.

0:44.2

Oh. So we're just like racing against the clock, but you know what? I kind of love this. I'm the type of

0:49.6

person that I like to see how far you can go after you hit the light on your gas tank.

0:56.9

So this happened to me literally yesterday.

0:58.9

I was like I got 30 miles to get from LAX to Orange County.

1:02.7

Can I do it?

1:04.0

I did it.

1:05.4

I was like freeway miles.

1:06.5

Don't discount the freeway miles.

1:08.6

You know, the numbers started going a little bit up once I started going like kind of cruising through. Oh, sure. I made it. Um, yeah. I mean, have I run out of gas

1:17.3

three times in my life? Sure. Oh. Mary, there used to, okay. So you guys, I used to drive this like,

1:24.3

it was a 99 Jeep Cherokee. It was, uh, my favorite car, blue. It's like the Indiana Jones. Why? It was just it was a wild one. I mean, it lasted for like 16 years. It's called the Y, right? No, just the Jeep. Nope, it was just the Jeep, Jeep Cherokee. Oh, it's not the X? No, there was no letter involved. Yes, exactly. But that's called something I thought. just the jeep cheery. Okay. It might have been a sport, to be honest.

1:27.9

I don't know. Anyways, at some point I had broken like the odom, not the odometer, but the line for the gas, right? And so it would hit a certain room. I'm like, no, we just have a connection. But before that, I would run out of gas all the time. And then as soon as that broke, it just me and the car, we always knew. But I would run out of gas on the way to, on the way to school all the time. And people would, I'd be like, like, like, half a mile from school. And people would be like, yeah, high school. Do you run out of gas? I'm like, yeah, could you just like give me a ride to school?

2:15.8

But, okay, so I'm also wondering, would you then fill up your tank and like, no, okay, I usually get about 300 miles to the tank. Is that how you gauge it? Yeah, like I press the button to just be zero. and then as soon as it got towards like, yeah, around 200.

2:16.7

Like, we got to. We got to get to the gas.

2:17.8

We got to get to see zero. And then as soon as it got towards like, yeah, around 200, like we got to. We got to get to the gas station. Yeah. No, I, I, so now since I have my new car, I, you know, it tells you how many miles. Yeah. I don't love that feature because I think it's a lot. I'm like, what happens when little pressure. I've only gotten the lowest I've gotten to five. It starts beeping at you though. Like they're like concerned. And I'm like, well, what would happen if it got to zero? I think it's still work. I think you think there's safety miles on there. Well, I mean, that's kind of like when the light goes on. That's a safety reserved. You got 25 miles. Is there a real safety reserve when you hit zero? Let me just see. Let me push it just a little bit more. You're like, I'm just going to let an idle drive. Like you don't even push the gas. You're just kind of chewing along. Yeah. I don't know. I'll let you know if I find out. Don't test it in a highly populated area with cars, but if you want to go on some neighborhood runs, if you want to be like Ashley, remember on like that Potomac episode where she just drove around the same neighborhood over and over? I'm the type of person though when I, I like to talk on the phone, obviously. I like to talk in the car on my car rights. I love talking

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