Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. Did you miss me?

I missed you so much.

I have to tell you about my night.

Oh, my God.

Tell me everything.

I just had a girl's night seen Zachariah Porter, who I think is absolutely freaking hysterical.

I wish you guys could see the DMs for how many times she's DM'd him to no response. It's sad. And his boyfriend as well. Like I try and the boyfriend

too. Oh yeah. I tried on two juggie girls. I tried on my personal. I also convinced myself that

they went to Little OJs yesterday. Based on. I was telling everyone in Little OJs.

I think he came.

Oh, because they posted stories?

Yeah, he was outside.

Oh.

And...

Is that why you went?

I mean, obviously, you didn't go because you always go because you love it there.

But did you...

Were you hoping for an appearance?

You said, if I can't get you on DM, I'll get you IRL. He would have gone way earlier in the day. I actually suggested to him that he'd go there.

So. Look at you doing free advertising. He's never actually read the messages. None of them, unfortunately.

Yeah. So, but anyways, it was at the Palace of Fine Arts, so going to Trust Street is so easy.

That's where we saw Luan, right? Years ago.

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