TJG: RHOA S17 E5!
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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We catch up on the news including Summer House, the Kentucky Derby, SLOMW and more! We also recap the newest episode of RHOA. Was that one of the greatest Housewives fights in recent history? Between Mr. Clean, Papa Smurf, Damon, talk of the husbands, extra wives, and finances, we really had it all. Are you Team Angela or Team Pinky (or should we say Team Damon or Team Papa Smurf)? How did you feel about Shamea, Kelli, and K. Michelle skipping dinner? Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:18.7 | And it's Courtney from L.A. What a week. It's only Monday, but what a week. |
| 0:24.8 | Now, I know this is going out on Tuesday, or midnight, so technically it's Tuesday when you'll |
| 0:30.0 | listen to this, but what a week? To be honest, the amount I've already done this morning is actually |
| 0:34.9 | insane. I've already gone to the grocery store. I've done a load of laundry. |
| 0:41.1 | I unloaded the dishwasher. I have like scheduled and rescheduled appointments. I feel like I'm |
| 0:47.3 | taking on the week. And what time did you get up this morning? Six. That's a lot. |
| 0:55.5 | It's only 9.30 right now. I've deposited some checks that I've been putting off, you know. |
| 1:00.3 | Courtney knows exactly what I'm talking about. |
| 1:03.1 | I can't believe that your bank does not have the virtual check deposit. |
| 1:07.2 | It does? |
| 1:07.7 | They do. |
| 1:10.8 | Wait, so you've just been putting off the virtual check deposit? |
| 1:14.6 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:15.6 | I thought this whole time was because you had to go to the bank and it was tough. |
| 1:21.6 | No. |
| 1:22.6 | Oh my God. |
| 1:23.6 | No, no, no, no, no. |
| 1:25.6 | You can do it right from your phone, but I just left it on my |
| 1:29.7 | bar at home and just looked at it for a few days. Sure. Now it's finally deposited. Oh, good. Good, |
| 1:37.2 | good, good. I'm glad you got that done. My other goal today is to call my dental insurance. |
| 1:43.5 | Okay. For what? Okay. So, well, now that we are full time, |
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