Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A. Hi. Oh, my gosh. How many celeb sightings did you have last night? Oh, gosh. Okay, so this is coming out a couple of days after the fact, FYI. We're recording this on a Friday, but you'll hear this Monday. So I went to the Los Coltrera's awards last night. You guys, it was a blast. I couldn't believe how many people were there, how many slips?

I also couldn't tell because they also, like, sent out a thing being, like, no phones, like,

this is going to be recorded, so we want some of these, like, surprise, like, no phones.

These women in front of me were recording the whole thing.

Okay. Which also, like, annoyed me because I was like, they literally just, like, they like made another announcement before that it started. So I don't know why it just like annoyed me. Right. You're like, you're not following the rules. Did you not hear them? Like, they just said it. You're like tapping on them. Phones away.

Phone's away. Okay. Mary, I literally- Okay. I was like the, I got to tell you, I was like the police

yesterday. Okay. This is an aside. I was grabbing something from my car on the street.

And this car backs into another car that's parked. Like they're parking, not hard, but like reverses in.

And then when they come out, the bumper is kind of like hanging down. Ooh, like a love, more than a

love tap. More than love tap. Like they messed up the bumper. And then they look at me to see if I saw

what they did and I stand there. I power pose. And I said, uh-huh, I saw it. So then they like start to pull over because now I'm there. They have to write a note because someone saw them. They have to write a note. So I'm just staying. So I'm like also because I'm also like trying not to like, you know, I power pose for a second, but then I'm like, okay, that was fake, you know, so then I go into my car and I get it. And I see that they're trying to see if they can get away with it. Right. How old is this person?

R age. It's like, leave a note. You have insurance. Exactly. So then they're trying. So whatever. So then he like kind of drops off somebody. And I like walk into my house and I see them start and I see the car start to drive away. So I run back out, Mary, with a notebook. Oh. I run. And that because the guy is going into like the apartment complex across the street. And then I yell out, did you need a piece of paper and pen?

I have one. And he's like, I'm doing it right now. Oh, wow.

And so I just said, okay, well, let me know. I'll just be standing here. Okay.

I don't know what came over me because I was like, that's so annoying. I would be so annoyed if I came out to my car, parked on the street and somebody ran into it, right? But then I sure. But then I was like, oh, God, no, they like are going to know where I live. Like, I need to find a different route back into my apartment. So I don't know because I'm like, they go retaliate on me. They know what my car is now. Right, right. You know, and I'm pissed because I didn't get the license plate number. So then I see him kind of standing there.

So I kind of go back into my apartment. Like, I'm like, I am the neighborhood watch over here. Sure, sure. Every neighborhood has one. Self appointed. And so then I'm like watching him. I'm creeping from the window and I see him leave this note.

And I'm like, I feel like the note was probably like, F you, but this lady is watching me. I didn't go look at the note. I didn't go look at the note. Then later, like two hours later, I see them leave from wherever. And I just was like, I'm glad you left a note. Wow. I like wanted to like and they just like, did you like, so they leave and then you walk outside to tell them that you were glad they loved to note?

I happened to go outside to take Barb out to pee at the same time that they were like.

No, like I wasn't stalking them. You were waiting. I was like, God, wow, you really got involved in this situation.

I sat on my porch and I said. Wait until he

came back out to say, I'm glad you wrote the note. The car was gone. The car was gone when I came

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