TJG: Real Housewives of Miami!
Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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We chat about our 4th plans and the newest episode of Real Housewives of Miami! It's wild how much happens in an episode: Lisa sending a pic of her dad in his casket, Kiki finding out she has a toddler brother, everyone falling over themselves to make Stephanie their BFF, Julia still singing opera and ruining our ears and these are just a few! Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. It's Thursday. Tomorrow's the 4th of July. I'm sure you're asking, what did I do with my PTO last night? What did you do? Nothing. So, but I will say, I was like cracking up because then I got to thinking I was like, okay, I like made like, I put this on our Instagram. I was like, okay, it's 537 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, which is when, you know, the show comes out. That's when you like to get started. Yeah, that's when it starts. That's when you can, you know, the earliest you can watch it, whatever. So I'm like, oh, my God, you know, there's no episode. But then I'm like, what time is it in Fiji? I'm like, oh, my God, it's 12.37 p.m. the next day, meaning they've already been eliminated. |
| 0:55.9 | They're already, someone's on the plane back to the States. I don't know if they're on the plane back yet because they do an after sun and they usually keep the eliminated till then, but they could be because maybe they're like, go celebrate Fourth of July. I don't know. I don't know, you know, where, but I'm like, is it two Islanders? Is it just the lowest boy and girl? Or they're going to be like multiple because we got to get rid of people. There's only 20. I think it's going to be. I think it's more. So basically, even though I didn't watch the episode, it consumed my life still. And like tonight. And the thing is, is like, when I talk to you on Monday, |
| 1:29.2 | I want to have to catch you up on three more episodes. So there'll be one Thursday, Friday, |
| 1:34.9 | and Sunday. And Sunday. Wow. Wow. They said, we don't celebrate that in Fiji. It is happening. |
| 1:41.3 | Wow. That's like pretty shocking to me. Okay. You know what, though? There's |
| 1:45.6 | nothing more united about this group of people watching than spite at this point. Okay. |
| 1:51.7 | This girl, Abby, I'm going to pronounce her last name wrong. |
| 1:43.3 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:43.7 | Abby Bonadies, I believe is her name. |
| 1:45.8 | She's like, she does a lot of bravo. |
| 1:47.1 | So she does like the whiteboard. |
| 1:48.3 | If you ever watch her, she's really good, like to connect everything for us, which is super helpful. |
| 1:51.9 | She posted from a deadline article that within the first six minutes of voting being opened two days ago, over a |
| 2:05.2 | million people voted. It's a phenomenon. Like literally nothing unites like spite. |
| 2:10.8 | And so this Fourth of July, let that spite unite you. Let it take over and let's do this together. What are you doing for the fourth? You got your nails ready. She's got little hot dogs on her nails. They're super cute. You can see them on her TikTok. I only have them on two nails because my friend, I sent it to my friend and I was like, what do you think of these? And she said, absolutely not. So I said, okay, but what about like one hot dog? Sure. And she said, absolutely not. And I said, well, I'm going to do it still. So I did it. I think one hot dog is very appropriate. Because, you know, one or two hot dogs, once or twice a year. Right. Lisa Renna, Erica, Jane. |
| 2:16.7 | I did one for Lisa. |
| 2:51.3 | I did one for Erica. |
| 2:52.1 | Nice. That was very nice of you. You fed them. And then the rest are just, you know, different designs. I experiment. Blue and red and white. Blooming gel. I did some stars. Fun. Really just, you know, I'm experimenting. My mom said, you need to do something with your time. And I said, I'm being creative. I'm using that part of my brain. I love it. I think it's cute. I think it's fun. |
| 3:08.9 | I'm going to be going over to my friend's house. He has a pool. Shout out Jason. He'll barbecue and stuff. But I did say, by the way, I don't care what people are doing at 537. We will be taking over the surround sound. Yeah. We will be putting peacock on. And if people want, I will scream out. I've got a text, sit your ass down. It's time for Love Island. I think that that party people will watch. Yes. And I think it's a good like watch party setting too. I agree. |
| 3:13.6 | You know, like at that point people probably had a little sun, a little fun, a little drink. And so it's just going to make it even. You know, I think there's something about the group think of watching something that makes it way more fun, you know? |
| 3:41.8 | Yes, yes. Like a Super Bowl. Yeah. What are you going to do? We know, guys, we know she's not going to be Grand Marshal of that Nevada parade this year, but there's always next year. I will, you know, go to Vinnygan's and I will watch the parade and then I'll go to my parents and swim. I'm going to make, I usually always make my pasta salad. |
| 3:54.5 | We're changing it up this year as we're getting Lombardis. Nobody's cooking a thing. We're making it simple. I'm all tiered. Lombardies is in Petaluma and it's a barbecue spot. So like tri-tip, chicken, pasta salad. Back and cheese. They have literally everything, but just making it easier so no one has to cook this year. |
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