Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from LA. Mary, anything like exciting happening on your end?

You guys, we did it. We did it. It's a huge announcement. I know you never thought we'd do it. We did it. Chita Shea said it. It's all happening. We are selling one piece of merchandise. It's a black cat. We've been wearing it for years. But now the people can buy it. It literally says Two Judgy girls and pink embroidered a cute adjustable hat only 2899 and just think about it. You guys are just supporting this journey. You're supporting the teacher really.

This one go back into the classroom.

No, but it's limited time only though. It ends on the 30th October 30th. You will not be able to buy it. It's just limited time. Why we did that. Who knows. But here we are. Okay limited time. Okay guys, but you guys have been asking. We finally did it. Bonfire.com.

It's in the link in our bio on IG. So believe me, we'll put it. We'll put it in the notes too. You don't need to remember the link. But you just need to remember to buy before the 30th.

I'm going to be obnoxious about this hat. Like I'm going to be selling this hat like Lisa Rennah on KVC with dusters. Courtney gave me some great ideas about how I can wear the hat.

She's going backwards to the side, lowered, maybe a little bit higher with sunglasses with regular glasses with a mask. Yeah, the possibilities are endless.

We are sympathy code today. I can tell. I'm feeling it. It's just you guys it's exciting because we've waited too long.

It's exciting because we followed through with something. Right. People like we went live to kind of you know, do the announcement and people like when's the tour. I'm like it took us five years to get freaking hats. Okay.

Let us have this one thing. Now listen, we'd love to go on tour. But right now we're focused on the hats. She's got Mary's going to sell, sell, sell. She's going to sell her body to sell that hat. I'm going to hustle these hats. I cannot wait.

The housewife and the hustler starring Mary, summer Mary. Yeah, but it's called the teacher in the hat. Oh, the teacher in the cat, the cat in the hat.

It's like, oh, the places you'll go. You can wear the hat at the beach. You can wear my hat on my head. I want my hat on my head. I want my hat in my bed. I want my hat driving while I spend.

Oh, my hat while I'm being fed. Oh, my God. It's called me, Dr. Seuss. Wow. Amazing. Oh, man. Wow. You can't you can't write that stuff. You can't. So by the hat today.

We're deal with us being obnoxious for, for you know, two weeks. That's it. Yeah. We're going to promote it this weekend. Obviously next week and then we'll be over. And then you can never get them again. Yeah, limited time offer. These are classics. They will be vintage.

They will one day live in the Bravo Clubhouse that is in my own house that I've made myself with all the things that I've purchased along the way.

Speaking of which, how do you purchase? So what's happening right now? So there's this book release that's called not all diamonds and rosé. And it's like kind of the Bravo official one like Ray, Brian Moilin did his book. And it, you know, I think that kind of Bravo stopped access for him of like who he could talk to and things.

Now this is like the considered like the official book. There's like over a hundred housewives that are featured in it.

And let's just say this is door. I purchased it. Okay. It was released Tuesday. Mine doesn't even come till next Saturday. I'm like, all the good stuff's already out there. I might I don't do I need this book.

But it is the drama that is coming from this book as if they all don't know what the other person said already is insane to me.

So the number one story I read about today is that LVP leaked puppy gate to radar online.

Yeah. And that's okay. I'll eat my words. I was like, absolutely not. I will say I was what did I say?

Okay. A broken clock is right twice a day. Mary. I am a truth seeker. Boomer Megan King. Whatever your new last name is.

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