TJG: Below Deck Sailing // Summer House: MV // RHOC // RHONJ
Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
We recap Mary’s Bachelorette Party in Puerto Vallarta and catch up on almost all things Bravo. We are enjoying Summer House: MV and Below Deck Sailing plus we talk RHOC and the final RHONJ with an appearance from the men. In OC, the girls go on a yacht and Tamra quickly falls back in place calling Shannon a drunk and telling her to f*ck a duck. Is she overproducing? Is Heather likable this season? Also we are really liking newbie Jenn! Could Louie be any scarier? Between calling Marge’s son, wearing Nonno’s pajamas, hiring Bo Dietl, and security we are a bit worried for Tre. With this season finally over, we say who can stay and go in that cast. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. |
| 0:21.0 | And look guys, we had a weekend. Okay. Obviously we're going to recap it to the detail. |
| 0:26.6 | But I just want you to bear with us because you got back late last night. I got back late the night before. |
| 0:33.6 | It's very tough to catch up on everything when you've just been being a Chica Mala down in Porta Vierta. |
| 0:41.6 | Right. Well, I had no work today. So my job was doing this. That's fair. We still have a lot to watch everything. |
| 0:48.6 | Well, tell us everything. Obviously we had a bachelor at party. We were imported by Arda. I want you like we'll give a rundown of day by day. |
| 0:57.6 | I have to say by Sunday we had already run out of morning recovery. And Mary will go into detail about how much she wish she had more of that. |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah. I mean, no, Friday. Everyone just got it on Friday. We met by the pool. We started the Marguise. |
| 1:16.6 | Then that night we went to a really cool restaurant. It's a cost of Kimberly or Capella. |
| 1:24.6 | I can lock a pala. And I just kept looking out and I think guys, it just feels like we're like in the Paris hotel right now. |
| 1:33.6 | Like the sky. It was like, I felt like we're like literally in like the Vatican. Like it was like, it was very beautiful. |
| 1:40.6 | It was very beautiful. Like it was so great. And there was violin players. And no, it was like very, very romantic. |
| 1:48.6 | Like one girl was saying this is the most romantic restaurant I've ever been to. |
| 1:53.6 | I like. |
| 1:55.6 | I'm going to take the Dirty Martini. Dirty Martini. Blue cheese stuff. All of because I will say I think during Sarah pretty sugary. |
| 2:03.6 | I was like, I wasn't getting the jolt. I wanted. But then things picked up. |
| 2:08.6 | Well, so then ask us we had dinner. And then we went karaoke. Mary's one request was to go karaoke. |
| 2:14.6 | So I just want to see it on Delay's first. |
| 2:16.6 | You're right. I'm so on. |
| 2:18.6 | I put a 50 down. I was like shots for all my girls. Then we took some more shots. Then I got on. |
| 2:26.6 | I was like, it was really fun. I was like, I'm not even that drunk. I was like, but I want to get up there. |
| 2:30.6 | Get up on there now before your drunk. |
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