Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's also Courtney from the Bay. because we're still in San Francisco right now.

Courtney flew up Friday night. It is Monday. I barely went out last night. I mean, I didn't go out after that boat and I am struggling. I can't imagine how you are feeling. Well, I think you could probably hear it a little in my voice. I sure can't. It's been a full weekend for me. Okay, let's start from the beginning. Tell us about your Friday. Okay, so I flew on Friday. You had a surprise birthday party, which you couldn't really talk about because it was a surprise. Totally. And I had a great time at the surprise birthday party. Mary me this photo on Saturday, and I said, oh, there she is.

It was mom and dad's first night out. And everyone there had a great time for John's birthday. And it was Lumberjack theme. And I had a blast. I was home by midnight, but man, when you don't go out often.

What you can do in a few hours. Exactly. You're not here for a long time. You're here for a good time.

I maximized my time while I was out of the house. And it sounded like a blast. I said, what were you drinking? What did you say you had a shot of?

Oh, I had for net because it's a it's a digestee. Oh, yes. So fancy. Helps your stomach. Mm-hmm. Did it? No. So while you were at that birthday party, my friend and I went to Shack's Fun House and we like did not know what it was. You guys, Mary was very concerned about our safety.

Well, I was like, it's at the Cow Palace. It was fine. It was fine. We were laughing like there's a

bay club right next door. I think we'll be okay, Mary, but we were keeping her updated. So we had no

idea what to expect. It was so much fun. I think because we had literally zero expectations

that we had like the best time. So they had a

full like carnival in the parking lot of it. So you had your ferris wheels like the slides,

all these different setups. And then they, I will say the alcohol of choice was tough.

It was box wine. It was a beatbox, which yes, I believe is some. Now. Now, there were other options, but I was like, oh, no, I think we should drink these. They are full of sugar that they are tough. They are tough. But we were dancing. We were having a fun time. We went, it was DJ Diesel, a.k. Oh. Everyone's a DJ now. Literally everyone, even Shaq. Truly, truly. So he was DJing. There were some sound issues and there were sound issues across the board in SF. Something was going on in this city because our friends that went to Calvin Harris that night, too, there was like a 15-minute interstitial where they couldn't figure out what was going on with the sound and lights. Anyway, so the sound and lights kept going out, but they could hear it up there. We couldn't hear it in the crowd. So, you know, they were all vibing. It was great. It was like a silent disco for you?

Usually in the silent disco, you still can hear the music. But if somebody walked into that room, they might have thought so. Right. So then it was DJ Diesel into T-Pain, who is so fun. I had seen him at Coachella this past year, but this was like a DJ set, but he still played some of his songs. I didn't see him do his fairy dance. Have you seen that meme of him where you like spins? I have not. He was a fairy have not. Okay. He didn't do that. So you missed out on nothing. And then I went into disco lines, who I was really there for because I love disco lines. And that was a really fun set. And we kind of like made our way to the front. Everyone was just having a really good time there. And how late were you there? We didn't stay for Tiesto. So Tiesto was after him. So we left around one. Oh my God. There was another person. Oh, yeah. I know. Yeah. Oh, it's only Friday. Sure. I know. You had to conserve. Sunday was the big day. Well, and we still had Saturday. And I knew I was going to original Joe's on Saturday. Yeah. And you want to be in tip top shape to enjoy the meal to the best of your ability. But let me tell you, I had to go to a party before that. You did. I went to the meta party. And it was fun because DJ Kyle Cook was the DJ. But you guys, I felt really bad for him. My friends there too were like, oh, who is the DJ Like, they didn't know who he was. And so he obviously had some, I mean, he got paid for it. So I think at the end of the day, don't feel sad for him. And we have a redemption story to tell about Kyle Cook. We do because, say it. He was an amazing. It was so fun. His DJ said on the boat was so fun. We were genuinely shocked. We do have to say he is a fantastic DJ. He was so fun. Amazing. Yes. And Mary will go into more details because she was like, he's actually DJing. He was playing the tracks. Yeah. Okay. So I'm at the meta party, right? And they announced that

DJ Kyle Cook is coming in. But there's only a few of us that seemingly know who he is. So we're

excited. We're like, hey, Kyle, because we're trying to pump it up. The whole thing, it's not that

loud in the scene. And he's also wearing the meta-Oakley glasses. So he kind of looks dushy if you don't realize he's

wearing those glasses on purpose so that he could do his set. So the set starts and he's there and nobody's

really around. How many people are in this party? So you know I'm bad with numbers. But I mean,

like 50. Okay.

About 100. Okay. Maybe 150. Pretty small. It's pretty small. It's like an intimate area. Yeah. But then there was just that open space between the DJ booth and where everybody was because no one was dancing. Well, he just started and then you were just watching him. Then it was like, what's next? So Kay, she's at Kork City. She's so freaking funny, you guys. She and I were like, should we go closer? Like, we felt bad. How can we support? You know, this is still part of the Bravo family, if you will. Yes. So we kind of go up there. And then he recognizes us. He's like, oh, my God, hi. And he could not have been lovelier. And then I was telling people, I was like, get up here. Come on, dance. Lisa Rinnis style. And he was still wearing his. He was. He was wearing a wedding ring Saturday and Sunday. We did notice that. I'm sorry, I just spilled a little of coffee on your rug. I'll get that later. You guys, I can't tell you how much this is so nice. Right now, we're literally on her couch. She's got a blanket wrapped on her. I'm cuddling. We've got a coffee of water. Anyways, back to the party. So then I was like, oh, my God, we had dinner plans at six. This party was at 5.30. So I went right in the beginning. And then I lost track of time. And so I was like, oh, my God, I am so late. And you texted. You're like, I'm having trouble finding a car. It's okay. You know, you'll get here when you get here. You guys. So Mary's trying to tell me, she's like, downtown's going to be a mess, Courtney, it's going to be a mess. So she, on, I think it was Thursday, was offering me a lot of options. I was like, you could walk. I'm like, I don't know if you should get in a cab. I was like, you could walk. You could take a bike. Perhaps you could find a petty cap. Like she was giving me all these options. I said, I think I will figure it out. So what did I do? You guys, I ran. I ran because I was so late at this point. Mind you, I'm in like booty heels, decently nice outfit. And I'm sprinting across the city, okay, because I was so scared that Mary, I already knew Mary was annoyed that I had this party because I picked the dinner time thinking I wasn't going to the party.

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