TJG: A Vanderpump Special: Miami Girl
Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
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🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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SEASON 3, EPISODE 13: MIAMI VICES
We go back in the Vanderpump Rules archives to revisit Miami Girl's confrontation with Sandoval. What’s that expression: Hindsight is 20/20?! No truer words have ever been spoken. Kristen “flies in” Anne-Marie from Miami to tell her every dirty secret from the vacation. We find out Tom was chill, wanted to hold hands, and stayed up all night having heart-to-hearts before having S-E-X with his 4.5 expletive. It’s Scheana’s wedding week and she is worried Kristen might tell someone to “suck a dick” at her reception. Meanwhile Schwartz is pursuing his model/acting career and Jax is trying to girlfriend up Carmen. These men had us all fooled and nine years later, not much has changed in their behavior, but we the viewer have become wiser. We loved going down memory lane and hope you do too! Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello there, it's Ellie here, co-host of the Scummy Mummy's podcast. |
| 0:03.8 | This week we're in partnership with the amazing new film, Are You There God? |
| 0:07.9 | It's Me Margaret. I wanted to tell you about this brilliant film I saw last night. |
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| 0:29.0 | Empire has called it a triumph and given it five stars. |
| 0:32.7 | Are you there God? It's Me Margaret. It's coming to cinemas on May the 19th. |
| 0:36.8 | So definitely book your tickets now. |
| 0:38.6 | Welcome back to Two Judgy Girls, this is Mary from the Bay. |
| 1:00.7 | And it's Quirty from LA. |
| 1:02.6 | Oh, we do. |
| 1:03.5 | Oh, we do. |
| 1:04.4 | And Mary? Well, I'm a little congested. |
| 1:07.0 | But that's okay. |
| 1:07.7 | Honestly, you look fabulous and I think that's always part of when you're feeling sick. |
| 1:12.7 | If you look good, you kind of get a blow when you're sick, the sick. |
| 1:15.9 | Yeah, I kind of do feel like you are better with your sick, or I mean with your skin routine, |
| 1:21.3 | when you're sick, you know, you've got time on your side. |
| 1:24.0 | And it makes you feel better to like, you take a nice shower. |
| 1:28.2 | You're like, I'm at a sauna in my bathroom. |
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