Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's crazy. So sorry.

Did you want to redo that?

It's Courtney from L.A.

And mommy's feeling herself today.

Hey, hey, this is Mary from the Bay.

This is like the peak of my energy right now.

We always get our best Mary in the morning.

And so I'm glad that that hasn't changed yet. Like I feel like now. Would you say I'm a morning person? No. I know. No, you just have more energy in the morning. But I don't think you're a morning person. Like, I'd like to get you three or four hours after you wake up. That's like you're- I agree. I agree with you. A cup of coffee or two. You got a little caffeine. You're on, like, right now, so you're probably like on an adrenaline spike. And so then, like, towards the end, I think we'll see her crash a little. And then that's what we have to go. Totally. And then I like, abruptly, I'm like, okay, it's time to go. Yeah. Sometimes I'm done. I'm done. I'll look at the Zoom and Mary's given the hand. Like, let's wrap this up. Yeah. I'm like, okay, it's on for, okay, we're done. Oh, God. It's a roller coaster ride with me. What's in your coffee today? Oh, you know what I've been doing? What coffee? I, you know, we just get like the Starbucks. I like

Starbucks caramel ground coffee, but sometimes we go to Costco and we get the Peets ground coffee, which I also, it's good.

And then I put in one of the premier proteins. This is a sponsored ad right now? No, but I really like them.

The premier proteins, they have the cafe latte flavor and the caramel flavor.

Yeah.

And we put it in, it's 30 grams of protein.

I don't put in the whole thing.

It's like my creamer.

But I honestly, it also has caffeine in it.

So it's like a rush.

And your new thing, too, is trying to cheat any system you can.

You guys, I'm trying to cheat the breastfeeding system. Let's go into Charlie's corner right now.

You literally can't. Like, you can't cheat breastfeeding. And I hate it. I love trying to find a loophole, a, you know, a fast fix. There's no fast fix with breastfeeding. And it's killing me.

Well, I have to say, we got a lot of positive responses of your return and like your honesty about the stories that you were telling and just like what it's like, what new motherhood is like.

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