TJ Lang Is Back And Chaos Immediately Ensues
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, that's right. |
| 0:21.6 | He's back. We're back. It's Football Friday. T.J. Lang joins us. I'll let him get plugged in and get himself set. Take your time. Get your dip cup out. Okay, you're in. You're ready to go. I got to find the headset. The dip cup. Oh, okay. Rico, listen. Oh, that's a drop. Yeah, that's a new drop. What are we looking for, Mike? |
| 0:22.3 | Say there again. |
| 0:25.9 | No. |
| 0:26.5 | New drop. |
| 0:31.3 | You can't say anything in this studio without being like, oh, no, I said that. |
| 0:32.4 | Dude, you should. |
| 0:34.9 | We have so many drops we can't use on the air. |
| 0:59.0 | They're all, well, because we slightly, no, we slightly beep them, but they're so egregious. By the way, it's good to be back. New studio, first time I've seen it. Well, not studio, but like office setting. You guys still have the snack shack in the back. It's fun. By the way. You're looking for plug-in? I hope the tabs roll over because I know you're supposed to pay for these waters when you go grab a water. |
| 1:01.1 | Well, I'll be honest with you. |
| 1:07.6 | I used to go back there, grab a water, check it in, scanning my card, boom, pay for it. I saw Kenny walking in like at least eight times last year where he just grabs one |
| 1:12.8 | and walks out and i'm like what do you do like you don't pay for it he's like ah put it on my tab |
| 1:17.5 | so i started my own tab where it's like i'll go grab a water for like three weeks and then the fourth |
| 1:23.5 | week i'll i will actually go in and scan four of them i don't think ken does that. I know he's not here to defend himself right now. But he literally was like, yeah, just throw it on my tab. And I'm like, there's cameras back here, Kenny. Like, as soon as you walk in the door, it's going to scan your picture. So I put this water on my tab. I will next week when I come in on on, uh, actually Monday, I'll probably grab another one. I'll scan two of them and I'll pay for two of them. Question. Would you like to fill what's going to be the newly opened call screener position you've just created? No, I know Kenny pays for it. I'm not saying, I'm not accusing that he doesn't. He's got it. He's got it. He's got, it'll be interesting to see what his tab looks like. But that's the danger of having like a self-serve. You've just walked into him slandering you at an unbelievable level. That's not true. Kenny, Kenny just walked in. I go out to get David a charger and a water bottle like a good person and like a bad person. |
| 2:17.7 | Here's what you're doing. You know what, Kenny, I didn't know. Don't let to do this. Think about the water, Kenny. Kenny, as a married man, you may be unemployed. Kenny, I, maybe it's new this year. I could be, remember last year we used to go grab the waters together? you would grab one and be like, |
| 2:15.1 | oh, |
| 2:15.2 | put it on my tab. |
| 2:16.2 | You'd go back later |
| 2:17.1 | and pay for all of them. |
| 2:18.3 | Okay. |
| 2:18.7 | Yes. |
| 2:19.2 | And, okay, |
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