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TJ is Victim of a Crime
The TJ [& Jess] Show
TJ Taormina
5.0 • 806 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
TJ came across what he thinks is world's loudest door. TJ was the victim of a crime in his neighborhood and he got shaken down at a local coffee shop. What is going on in the world?! An interview with Chris and Michael, the inventors of the product "City Bon Fires". Outtakes from Jess' new audio newsletter. If you enjoy listening to this podcast, please subscribe to it for free, share it with a friend, and rate/review it! Signup for TJ's newsletter at theTJshow.com and Jess’ newsletter at jessicalatshaw.com. Thank you for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Jess. |
| 0:03.3 | Hi, T.J. |
| 0:04.3 | Let's start this whole episode with a big problem. |
| 0:07.6 | Okay. |
| 0:08.7 | I went to the bank, and I closed the door. |
| 0:13.4 | And this is the sound it made when it closed. |
| 0:19.7 | Wait for it. |
| 0:22.6 | That's just the pregame show. Duh. |
| 0:23.6 | Duhn-da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dun- |
| 0:34.1 | A dinosaur. |
| 0:35.6 | A dinosaur or like a foghorn, because big ship is like coming in to port. |
| 0:41.5 | No, that's the door at the bank. |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, or a dinosaur. |
| 0:48.5 | And I've never seen a squeaky door that one day isn't squeaky, and the next day it sounds like that. |
| 0:53.8 | What that is, is an example of gross negligence. |
| 0:57.0 | That squeak was slowly getting to that point. |
| 1:00.0 | That squeak became like a moan. |
| 1:02.0 | So that means no one in charge at that bank or even that walks into the bank |
| 1:06.0 | says a thing about it, and hasn't said a thing about it for a very long time. Well, do you think maybe it's doing that because it's been underused in the last almost two years? |
| 1:16.6 | What are you saying people don't need to go get their money? |
| 1:19.6 | People don't go places and do things anymore. |
| 1:21.6 | Are you suggesting the end of the world movies where every door sounds like that is beginning to happen? |
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