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Police in Florida are investigating two males who hopped a fence at a high school,

entered a building through an unlocked door.

They rode bicycles and used other equipment intended for special needs kids,

stole $50 worth of lanyards,

and also got away with approximately 100 hot dogs and ice cream valued at 60 bucks it's happened in the middle of the night last week it sounds like the thieves could have been students or young adults but that's not 100% clear either way police are asking for the public to help with any of this information and asking parents to look and see if they've got 100 hot dogs and either refrigerators

in their home. I feel like that's got to be other students. Yeah. I mean, come on. Hot dogs. Now you need

buns. They'll steal those next. I feel like it'd be easier to hide the hot dogs and the ice cream.

Yeah, because of freezer space. Correct. But I get the feeling you'd eat a lot of that ice cream before you could eat the hot dogs. So tell us what you acquired for free. We're going to guess whether it was a gift, you found it, or you stole it. 206, 803 rock. Hello, Chris. Welcome to the men's room. What's going on, bitches? Ola! So in the last couple of years, I got cars, two different cars, two makes and models. Boy, I hope you stole them, but I don't think you did. I'm going to guess. I'm going to say it's a gift. Gift. Yeah. Well, one I went to go by. Actually, I want to go by both of them, but the first one was a Mitsubishi-Clit Spider. I was working at a 55 and up community and lo and behold

a Actually, I want to go by both of them, but the first one was a Mitsubishi-Clit Spider.

I was working at a 55-and-up community, and lo and behold, a granddaughter came in to help grandma move out and left her car behind, and I was talking to her beforehand. I'm like, what's up with it? She's like, what's for sale? It's got issues. I just don't want to bring it back to Texas. But cool, what do you want? It's like four hundred bucks.

$400.

That's okay.

Yeah.

I mean, the front name was cracked up and smashed in but it's still drivable it was fine um i've got

friends that have parts cars for whatever but uh i go back later on sheer wrote me bill of sale because

i didn't have cash on me i come back if he's gone i go to the office like yeah they were here

yesterday they took the rest of grandma stuff, and they left.

The car's in the garage. Well, I've got a bill of sale. I've got the car now. Okay. All right. How'd you get the second one? The second one, the same thing. I've got a vehicle and my ex-skank, whatever you want to call her. her kid had a car that I was going to buy for parts for a couple hundred bucks.

Um,

Hem and Han wasn't sure yet where I was going to put it. He used me up. He was like, hey, you know, I need my garage back. Just come get it. Just come get it. Take it. All right. Well, it sounds like the son was a cool dude. Oh, yeah. He's cool. His mom is a POS.

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