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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Tizzle Wizzle Show

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Today on The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, the guys discuss The Tizzle Wizzle Show (Jammy Shuffle) from the Christmas show 2009 with James Franco. But before they do that, they respond to your comments from last week’s episode while wondering if Jorm is ever going to join. You’ll have to listen to the whole thing to find out! They also talk about some sketches they missed from last week and some from this show, including Mark Wahlberg Talks to Christmas Animals, Office Christmas Presents with Jerry and Carl, and Underground Festival with a special voice note from Michael O’Brien! The Tizzle Wizzle Show (Jammy Shuffle) | https://youtu.be/am6jQEanzvA?si=f4zakjjz7xKnfn-P Jake Tapper’s drawing | https://www.instagram.com/p/DPR4rDhklDf Mark Wahlberg Talks to Christmas Animals | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZSu0sgtA68 Office Christmas Presents (Jerry and Carl) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cP9BM2W-vc What Up With That?: Jack McBrayer & Mike Tyson) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njcwA-HvL3U Che confronting Ye https://youtu.be/CzESR3iAOSA?si=HmTfNDvLRquxNOSs Underground Festival | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8nsOZb4JL0 Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired. Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send Jorma stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod Support our sponsors: Rag and Bone Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone! Get 20% off sitewide with code ISLAND at rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Factor Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/ISLAND50OFF and use code ISLAND50OFF to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Quince Make your bed the coziest place in the house this fall—with Quince. Go to Quince.com/ISLAND for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast. I'm rolling. I'm recording mine analog onto tape, so it's a reel-to-reel. That's why I said it's rolling. Oh, it's real. So you're technically really rolling. Yeah, I'm rolling. You're old-school rolling. You're also really rosy and you're rosy real. Damn. I hope you were rolling for that. And by rolling, I mean, on ecstasy. Oh, yeah. Really, Rosie was always rolling on Molly. Otherwise. Because she's a great big deal. That's too hot. Then I turn my mic, my headphones down. I'm glad we waited until we were rolling to figure that out, Seth. Unbelievable. You guys hear me all right? How do I sound to you guys? You sound fine.

0:38.1

You know what else was so hot, Seth?

0:39.8

What's that?

0:40.6

Basic instinct. Oh, my God. Basic instinct. Do you remember? The original. That white outfit, right? Oh, the white outfit. Can I actually say a real thing about basic instinct? if you go onto what I assume would be the DVD Blu-ray extra features that are now on iTunes if you buy it,

0:56.6

there is a thing that was cut together by the

0:58.8

home video department as like a bonus feature along with all the behind the scenes. And it's

1:03.5

a string out, meaning like an edited thing of all the clips of the TV version. So it just shows you like a moment where it's like Michael Douglas saying, you know, like, did I fuck her? Yeah, you know I fucked her. But that doesn't matter, whatever the line is. And then it goes to black for a second. And then it comes back up, same exact scene. And now he's going, did I freak with her? Yeah, of course I fricked it with her.

1:28.2

And as we all know from watching, you know, I think we've talked about, like, Mickey Ficky

1:31.9

undo the right thing and all the funniness of clean versions.

1:35.5

I've never in my life seen it as a DVD extra feature, just cutting to the funniest times.

1:41.4

It seems like it's a comedy.

1:42.9

It's so, it's so random. It's such a funny thing to do to the cast. Like, yeah, we're going to show this how you got like cut up. It's also voice doubles, you know, back in the day, they didn't get Michael Douglas. Boy, they might have just been scraping the barrel for extras. Clearly. And they're like, what else we got? We're like, Well, we got those funny ones we did for when it airs on TV. Let's just show those. Putting all the horniness aside from basic instinct, I will tell you that when I saw it in the theaters, when it ended, I had a reel like, this is one of the greatest thrillers ever made. Yeah. You're not wrong.

2:17.6

Like genuinely gasped at the end.

2:20.8

The ice pick?

2:22.0

And like went home and told my parents like, it's groundbreaking.

2:27.6

You probably hadn't seen a lot of sexy R-rated thrillers.

2:31.0

Yeah.

2:31.6

But basic instinct holds up.

2:33.3

When's the last time have you seen it?

2:34.7

I have not seen it in so long. May I recommend a viewing of basic instinct? Great. But you would recommend I see it on network television, right? With the frickens in there? No, I think you watch it the real way and then you enjoy the real. Keeves, scale of 1 to 10. How much at most? I mean, we're at a 95?

2:51.8

A 95 out of 10?

2:53.5

Oh, I went out of 100.

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