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Welcome to America's top DEI podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is line hoggers. So I'm at the gym the other day. There's three of us that all

walk to the water machine at the same time. This other gal and I grabbed the little cups they provide.

This guy pulls out of nowhere like a one-liter container. And while we stand there, he fills his entire thing up. And I felt like the

appropriate thing to do would be to say, go ahead. This is going to take a while. But no,

he sat there and we were both rolling. I mean, who does that? Lack of self-awareness, just hogging

everything. I think you have to have more self-awareness

in line. I mean, you bury the lead here. I identified ages ago on this podcast, America's

DEI top podcast, that a lot of problems in America right now stem around performative hydration.

And you know what?

You're exactly right because it was performative because I watched that motherfucker.

The whole rest of the time I was at the gym, he never took one sit out of that water bottle.

This is just another piece of evidence to my long held theory that all of this, the stately

caps, oversized water bottles, it's all bullshit, it's all performative, it's all new,

it's a capitalist fetish thing where people are fetishist. How big can my water bottle be that I carry

around when everything

else we're trying to make small. But that, people want it to be gigantic. I mean, I just,

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