what I was not expecting from watching this movie again was becoming a Titanic, like,

like, not truth or because I'm not a truth, but like, it didn't sink.

Yeah, I was like, are there even boats? Are boats real, Paul?

I don't think so.

I think that's something they made up. No, no.

Like, I became obsessed this week.

Oh, yeah.

My second job this week.

I ignored my real job this week.

Good for you.

And did this job, which is my real job.

And then also spent like hours every day looking at Titanic facts.

So I'm that guy that like read five Wikipedia pages and I'm like, I'm an expert. Definitely I know what I'm talking about. Put me on panels. I'm ready

to respond. Put me in the documentaries. I know everything about everyone who was ever on the Titanic.

But honestly, if this movie does nothing else but makes me want to read books about the Titanic,

I'd say that's job well done, James Cameron.

Hey, it's making you read.

It is.

It's making me read.

Look, I learned how to read for this.

This is incredible.

Every time Kate Winslet shows her tits, a girl learns how to read.

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