Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast, where we're all about commander, data, and dad jokes.

I'm Joey Shulton, and joined by my fantastic co-hosts. Up first, he's a real treasure. It's Matt Morgan.

So, Joey, I found out that the letter P is the letter that pirates find the most calming,

because without it, they're just irate.

I'm into that. I thought that they would really enjoy the letter R or something like that.

But your joke is a little bit better than mine.

It happens.

You should be used to it by now, though, Joey.

Honestly, very fair.

Up next, he heard that Matt is a real treasure,

so he's been busy trying to sacrifice him for mana.

It's Dana Roach.

I have an E.D.H.

acquaintance, who's very financially well off, and I recently asked him his

secrets to success, and he told me there's like three main things.

The first is to work hard at everything you do.

The second is to live a healthy lifestyle, and the third one is to have a rich grandfather

with a heart condition.

So like I'm going to pass it on to all of you out there, too. and the third one is to have a rich grandfather with a heart condition.

So, like, I'm going to pass it on to all of you out there, too, to, if you want to make your financial dreams come true, that's, that's clearly the way to go.

Well, oh, man, Dana's getting realer and realer with all of his dad jokes these days,

and it is hitting real close to home, bro.

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