And welcome to the live show.

We have multiple titles for this one as we begin the recording.

We have Allie's not home or Mommy's Not Home because Allie is on vacation technically, but she's supposed to be here for this.

But then there was a mix-up in LAX.

There was a mix-up on the way in and the way out.

So she got two vouchers, and she's gotten to eat extra-American food at LAX. And she kind of enjoyed it because Allie has a very good heart and soul. She's very patient. She's not like me. She's all like, Hey boss, guess what? Stuck in another night, eh? Life on the travel roll, eh? Better get used to it.

Whereas when I get stuck or something and I have to send her a message and I'm like,

Hey, just real quick, I'm going to be 20 minutes late to the show, but if a single person leaves

in the 20 minutes that I'm going to be late because of traffic, write down their name, try and get their IP address.

Let's see if I can't go over to their house, and burn it fucking down.

Right? So we've got different, like, strategies to even each other out about performing, right?

Like, I'm very intense about it. Allie's saying, no worries I.

And even, it breaks us down and it evens us out.

This is my, this is my first live show without her, I think ever.

She would wake, like when I was in Denmark and I was doing shows there that were too hard,

she would wake up at like literally like 1.30 in the morning.

And just to provide emotional support, she wasn't logistical.

I didn't have even a symbolic payment back then. She just did it because she was, that's Allie, that's who her heart is. So, that's one of them, right? That's a very tender, very opening. Like, oh, mom's not home. Mom's not home. Okay, okay, okay. That's a nice one, right? So here's the second one. That is the second title. This is not my favorite. This is what I've come up with. But it's for you guys. It's a pun play. It is the Joe Rogan erotic experience. For those you don't know, Joe Rogan is going to be the opening of this week's show before we get into quick quotes today.

Got girls at the live shows go and write down in your notepad or any other item.

What do you want?

Your quick quote?

Because after we finish the Joe Rogan show today, we'll go right into quick quotes and then into everything else.

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