We begin tonight's

Tip Show and performance, as we always do,

with the eroticism of Eddie Murphy.

Okay, well, I held for applause.

I don't know if you guys gave it to me or not,

but I held for it, so we't know if you guys gave it to me or not, but I held for it.

So, we'll see what happens at home.

So there's a movie that Eddie Murphy is in called Meet Dave, called Dave, called Inside Dave, Meet Dave.

It's got different titles, different places in the world.

Where Eddie Murphy plays a tiny alien inside a robot that's a human-sized Eddie Murphy.

As Eddie Murphy...

As Eddie Murphy navigates his way around the human foibles of love and life in New York City.

It's not a great movie, which is why you haven't heard of it.

It's not an awful movie either, though.

It's just pretty forgettable.

It's really not that bad.

I got to say, I went into it saying, here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to watch this movie.

It's going to be a bad movie.

And I'm going to hate it.

And that'll be great because I love bad movies and I love hating on them.

So I put it on.

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