So I've never did a woman that was younger than me, and I always thought I was never going to.

And welcome to the live show. I've been going on for about...

I want to say 80 minutes at this point before hitting the record button because I needed to caffeinate.

Normally, I'm all embarrassed or a little bit afraid about tummy noises if my tummy grumbles,

but I just shot so much caffeine down my golet, trying to

straight up just like be a good, good tip show daddy for you guys. So if my tummy rumbles,

it's for you. I hurt myself for you instead of hurting myself because of old schemas and patterns.

That's the jokes and that's how we're starting.

So I always said that I was never going to date a younger woman, and I've meant that all my life.

And I've mostly dated women older.

And I'm mostly, I got to say, interested in women my age or about. I don't talk

about my exes a lot, but my first, you know, serious relationship, I was 20, she was in her 20s.

You know, the Danish, the Scandinavian ex that I talk about, she was my age, like legit my age, when I have tried to

to see or flirt with a gal who is a lady of the night, even though I know that there's

like weird power dynamics and stuff at play there.

Everybody can hear me, right?

Everything's going on.

Yes?

Yes. Yes. Okay. Even though there's like weird dynamics at that, you know, the last, the last gal that I tried to make anything work with, she was three years younger than me, which I consider the same age. If you're both in your 30s, right? You're the same age. That's, you know, approximately, that's, that's the same. And I mostly dated women, my age older, they've mostly had

degrees or certification, more degrees in certification than I've had. They've mostly been fairly

educated and all that. And I've just thought, like, if I can't make it work with that,

then I can't make it work with that, then I can't make it work with anyone.

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