Hello, and if you're hearing this, this means that there's a live show, and you should definitely come out to one at 10 Eastern Fridays. That's the next one, unless specially scheduled. Please come on out. I want to see you. There's new girls coming every single week, and it's always so nice to see them. And you should definitely come out, and you should definitely bring requests, because I've got nothing. Nothing this week. I've got nothing.

Nothing this week.

I've got nothing prepared.

I hope you enjoyed the Bezian joke from last week when talking about one who serves Jeff Bezos in the Apocalypse is called a Bezian because I think that's the funniest thing

that I've written and probably you're going to get from me all year. If you don't like it, I'm so sorry. That's it. That's the show. That's who we

are now. We make references about Jeff Bezos and the apocalypse. I think. I think that's who

I'm becoming. I'm just going gonna just real briefly get into this.

I can't quite do it Rachel Maddow style.

So here's my attempt at doing it Rachel Maddow style after doing 90 seconds of me.

Ready?

Here we go.

Okay, so.

There was this show called Falling Skies that nobody saw on this network that nobody knows called TNT.

TNT?

TNT?

Nobody really understood it.

It kind of existed in America...

I mean, it's still there, but we talk about it in the past tense because it might not be by the time this airs. It's just, they, they, they, they would put on shows with very

attractive people in their 30s and 40s and dark clothes who would stand around and they would

discuss how important things were. Sometimes they'd be lawyers. Sometimes they'd be doctors. Sometimes

they'd be investigating bones. What have you? You get the idea. And it would all just kind of blend

together. And sometimes if you'd been drinking or if you, you know, we're in a nicer hotel, you could

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