Hello, this is the starting of the recording and the starting of the live show, I guess,

and I might as well just start with dunking on wispy blondes.

So apologies for that while the girls get their quick quotes ready.

So I dated a ballerina for a while.

She was a semi-professional ballerina.

She did make money. She she did tour she was with a

professional company uh and then she also taught not ballerina classes uh but she taught just kids

just poor just poor kids and she she was a professional ballerina and you could tell she was a

professional ballerina because she had zero percent body fat and she had horribly mangled feet and because she never smiled or laughed. And so these

are all the typical qualities of professional ballerinas. If you have one in your life or if you

are one, don't make eye contact right now. The reference that I have, the reference that I have for today, like the only joke that I have about ballerinas that I actually do keep is that she, I think that she metastasized her personality to keep her body close.

Oh no, she metabolized her person her personality to keep her body close. Oh, no.

She metabolized her person.

Whoops, that was a horrible misstep.

She metabolized her personality to keep her body moving.

Was my old joke about this particular ex.

So now that I've gotten down on that enough,

I'm not particularly into the wispy blonde femme fatale sort.

But for the life of me, I think January Jones is gorgeous.

I mean, I obviously not like a brave statement or anything.

She's been on the cover of a million magazine, so I'm not like stepping out of line.

But not only do I think she's gorgeous.

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