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Tiny Gavin Fixes Matt’s Heart - #328

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Rooster Teeth

Comedy, Video Games, Leisure

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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The AH crew celebrate 19 years of Rooster Teeth and talk about micro-sizing Gavin, the origins of Mr. Blobby, joysticks that used to hurt our hands, and more on this week’s Off Topic! This episode originally aired March 31, 2022 and is sponsored by Upstart (Visit http://upstart.com/offtopic to find out how much Upstart can lower your monthly payments today!), Betterhelp (Go to http://betterhelp.com/offtopic to get 10% off your first month), and Doordash (Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code OFFTOPIC.) Join us this summer at RTX! Get your RTX badge at http://bit.ly/rtxaustin22 Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is a Rooster Teeth production.

0:04.0

Wait a minute.

0:21.9

What do you mean wow.

0:30.6

Wow.

0:32.7

Yeah, like disgustingly you know what I mean like what I think you have a

0:37.8

Mean neck either it's very much so like it's everything you could have done except the turtle neck and it's still picking out

0:43.7

I'll be honest. I don't know where to stop shaving. Yeah, I don't know I don't have further down. I don't know

0:48.9

I mean or like if it was just

0:51.7

Just bigger I think it will look but it's just the fact that it's just

0:56.2

It's just enough. It looks like the hair that gets stuck in a drain. Mm-hmm, right? And it's coming out. Try to grab something.

1:05.0

What really gets me is I watched you push it down before this and it's already come out. Oh, yeah.

1:09.5

And that's to be see yeah, which even in itself the act of him pushing it down is kind of off-putting

1:15.6

Maybe we should get so maybe we should like

1:17.9

Like he's fingering his own thing. He was fingering his own like self. It was interesting.

1:23.0

Maybe we need to do what the drag queens do they get like the glue sticks to their eyebrows so that they can draw their own eyebrows

1:28.8

Just gotta glue stick your own hair down. That's what he would be

1:31.7

But that'll take it off. You want to take it off? I just wanted to put it down. Yeah, but it's gonna come right back

1:37.0

Let's go some wax. Sugaring is better for you. I feel like if we drop Gavin off with some drag queens

1:42.2

They would be upset. They would be like this is so much worse.

1:45.4

I would be so easy if I actually shave this like six months of me not shaving if I actually shave

1:56.9

It they were they would be like we could get we could get you in drag in 20 minutes like we'd be done

2:02.9

It's just like a smooth surface you they would be like oh it's gonna be an all-nighter. I'm almost don't worry

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