Tinsel Tossing, Carnal Mushroomers, Giant Wheels of Cheese

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Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Dalton Castle has returned to the show to share how it feels to lose a championship belt on TV and also, according to RJ City who is also here, to forget to bring one to a match between the two of them a long time ago. Also if you were hoping Dalton had an update about the astronaut-adjacent guy who is trying to steal his wife, you'll just have to listen. RJ takes issue with the way I apply tinsel to trees and I have some questions about a casual reference he makes to psychedelics. Once again I am thinking I should have business cards and once again I'm surrounded by people who lack vision. Daniel was pursued by carnal mushroomers and we realize that Dalton and RJ are archetypes. Which are you? Plus more egg nog discussion and Owen's new interest in giant wheels of cheese.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his
0:07.3	your new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison, welcome to Kess. He's a professional
0:11.5	wrestling champion who will only let you hit on his wife if you say you work for
0:15.2	NASA and give him a cool pin. It's Dalton Castle. And he's a wrestler in
0:20.1	talk show host who's shiny on the outside because shiny is how he feels on the
0:24.7	inside. It's RJ City. Tone Zone is here to celebrate the Christmas season by
0:29.2	demanding everyone call him Jolly old Saint Tinsle pubes. I'm a husband Daniel
0:33.9	Saint Hop on board love bus and say hello to your best friend Allison.
1:02.7	My little bear clause welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is
1:06.2	your new best friend that particular carbohydrate was sent in on patreon by
1:11.4	Becky Milner. Yes, I am on patreon all sorts of fun stuff. There's rewards. There's
1:17.1	bonus episodes of the friend zone, my patreon bonus podcast. There's
1:21.0	love where you can text me and I'll text you back. And there's all sorts of
1:23.9	other stuff. And if you sign up at the level, oh my god, I'm already messing up.
1:30.0	This is just happening more and more. If you subscribe for and if you go for an
1:34.3	annual subscription, you get two months free. That's a good thing. I would like to say
1:39.2	hello to my guests. Hello, RJ City welcome. Hello, I like when you mess up those
1:47.1	patreon plugs on purpose because it makes you seem so much more relatable or
1:51.0	game real. Really good. Good stuff. Thank you. Thank you very much. Dalton Castle
1:57.2	welcome. Hello, welcome. Seriously, we're greeting doing this. I know. I like to
2:04.2	start off on the wrong foot. So many other people do it. It's like airtight.
2:09.8	And I'm like, anyone can do that. How many people can mess up? Right. Yeah.
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