Welcome friend to the how to heritic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan.

I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Doug.

This is your user's guide to life on the other side.

That's right.

Leaving religion is your first step into a larger better world, but it can also be a scary world.

Ah! Things work differently now. Never fear, that's why we're here.

Will your undead uncles, and with help from good friends and experts buried in all sorts of fields.

And we would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you pesky kids.

After all, you only get one that we know of.

So you'd better make the most of it.

He he he he he he he. Well, muckles. It's a spooky time you guys. Yeah, we have we look there is no low

We won't stoop to to squeeze a laugh out of you

fuckers. So please show some respect.

We're not. I don't care.

Or not.

Yeah.

And you may be expecting now a totally Halloween themed show show so prepare to be disappointed

prepare for a partially Halloween theme show there's like a minor little there's a

bit of spookacular towards the end oh just

spectacular yeah there's a taste so I am I'm not I'm I'm starting with the not

spooky bit but I don't know it from the book of Mormon.

Hopefully you'll enjoy getting lost with me for a while and the story of the Leahona.

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