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Am I the Jerk?

TINDER date brings His DEAD MOTHER to My House!

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My Tinder date brought their dead mother to my house.

0:03.7

Here's what happened.

0:04.7

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0:08.7

Like many other unfortunate souls, my non-existing dating life has turned me to the dating apps.

0:14.1

This particular one is from Tinder.

0:16.0

I'd been chatting with this guy a few days and everything was going swimmingly.

0:20.1

We had so much in common and we're looking for the same things.

0:23.6

His pictures were cute and he didn't live too far away.

0:26.9

All seemed well.

0:28.0

I invited him over to grill out some burgers in my backyard.

0:31.0

He asked if he could bring anything.

0:32.6

I said sure, bring some bacon for the burgers.

0:35.2

He agreed and said he'd be over soon.

0:37.4

Given his distance, I expected him to be over in about 15 minutes.

0:41.4

I started the grill and seasoned the burgers.

0:43.8

Half an hour later, he messaged me.

0:45.6

I've driven by a couple times and chickened out.

0:48.2

Are you sure you want me to come over?

0:50.4

Maybe a red flag, but I just chalked it up to nerves and just said,

0:54.4

come on, I'm hungry.

0:55.7

So this Hagrid-looking guy shows up much different than his Cedric picture.

1:00.1

That's all right, I can move past that.

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