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Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli

TIN FOil HAT PATREON #8 TEASER: Bobby Lee

Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli

Sam Tripoli

Comedy

4.69.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey guys, thanks for tuning in. Thanks for the show. If you want to check us out on all of our social media platforms, check us out on Twitter at TinfoilHatcast.

0:10.0

On Instagram at TinfoilHatPod. You can find us on Reddit. It's Reddit.com, backslashr, backslash, TinfoilHatshow.

0:19.0

For all comedy t-shirts.com, if you have any suggestions for future guests or topics, go ahead and email us at TinfoilHatPod at gmail.com.

0:50.0

Okay, that's good. Because you know, a lot of people don't understand, like after 9-11, you know, people are like, we got locked down on borders.

0:57.0

We can't let these other people in. Well, Canadians, that affected Canadians as well. And there's a lot of really great Canadian comics up there. And I'm almost like, well thank God they're locked out.

1:10.0

Because these really clean cut, good looking fucking white people could come and take over fucking jobs.

1:15.0

Was that Foghorn leghorn locking off the borders there? I say I say we must lock off the borders.

1:21.0

Is that what that was? I knew the clear. He's looking for chicken hucks. Yeah, so, um, especially with weed now.

1:28.0

Without being legalized, now there's no reason for Canadian artists to not be allowed down. Well, so many have been stuck up there back in the 80s, getting like a misdemeanor charge.

1:36.0

For weed? Then they're career. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you guys don't let us in for D.Y.s. It's so fucking weird. I know about 10 years ago, Canada started viewing drinking and driving like it's a cry.

1:46.0

I get that. It's bad, but you guys drink like mother fuckers. Well, that's just it. Yeah. Oh, can't I know some place you get busted for drugs. You can't go.

1:55.0

Oh, that's me. I can't go to Canada. I ever. It's unbelievable. You can probably get a part. Yeah, but fuck. That's $1,000. $10,000. Fuck you Canada. I'm not going there.

2:04.0

Well, I mean, like, I get on the same way. You don't want to go, but something like Joey D.S. I dropped 10 G's tomorrow.

2:10.0

How come Joey D. is hasn't done a special in Cuba since they've opened up the borders now? I don't know, man. He just show up on stage. No shirt.

2:18.0

It's a different language, it's a different culture. You don't know if how he rolls is what they're into. I don't think you want to do spec. Like I think about where I'm going to do my special all the time.

2:31.0

And I'm like, oh, man, like that city. Oh, like that. So I'm like, do I have enough people to draw there to do a special?

2:37.0

Foulson prison. I mean, dude, that was, I mean, like, dude, I have much respect to fucking Jeffrey Ross. I won't weigh better than I thought it was going to go hell. Yeah, I know a park down in Skid Row.

2:47.0

San, San Julian Park. It's where like everyone plays a chess and sells crack in heroin. You should do. I don't understand why he will do crack and heroin.

2:58.0

You got even it out. Yeah, like dude, like, hey, dude, you high. I'm pretty normal. I'm on crack and heroin. I'm feeling good. I could fly this plane right now. You ever been down there?

3:09.0

Takes way to nausea. I'm not a slow guy. I may go fucking fast. Try to suck my own dick guy.

3:15.0

The run hot. He's fucking Palestinian. I'm Armenian. So we go zero to jihad very quickly. Yeah, you got hummus running through. You got some spicy hummus in your veins.

3:25.0

You throw Italian in there, dude. Oh, it's I got fucking lightning in my fucking veins. Should I start looking for a new podcast post?

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