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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Timothy Simons

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Timothy Simons (Veep) joins Anna and Sim on Unqualified this week to talk about childhood music, British etiquette and Anna announces another live show coming up in June! They then call Megan, who finds an acquaintance's husband on Tinder, and Jane, who is unsure whether or not she should have coffee with an ex-boyfriend! Tune in and hang out!

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0:00.0

Hi, Anna. Hi. Nice to see you. Please have a seat. Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

0:05.7

All right, well, we have to call Timothy Simons in a second because

0:08.8

well, you know what happened.

0:10.8

I know and I feel like I really want to blame you, but I can't.

0:15.5

Oh, thank you for not blaming me. Dear listeners, what happened was we recorded an amazing

0:21.2

episode with Timothy Simons and the SD card in our recorder was got corrupted or corrupt or

0:28.1

however you print it. What did you say? It was a corrupted card. We suspect it was the Russians.

0:32.7

Yes, the Russians were behind our corrupted card. So we lost their good though, man, they're good.

0:38.8

And they clearly have good taste.

0:43.7

So we lost the first half of our episode with one of the stars of Veeb Timothy Simons who is just

0:48.5

who is amazing and it's incredible. It's sad, but I am grateful that this has only happened to us once.

0:54.4

But the good news is we only lost the first half. We kept we for some reason it saved all the calls

1:01.2

afterwards. My head itches a little bit. Did you hear what I just said? Yes. I just got my hair done.

1:06.4

I heard it looks good. As you witnessed and sometimes it makes my head itch for a while.

1:12.0

That's the price of the peroxide. The peroxide price. Does it hurt? No, it doesn't hurt.

1:19.6

Itches. So if you see me scratching my head hopefully I don't have lice. Have you ever had lice?

1:24.7

I think when I was a kid, yeah. You did? I think everyone in my school had lice. Really?

1:28.7

Yeah, it was an epidemic. Oh, it was terrible. I hated that. The long island lice.

1:34.9

Anyway, we do have to call Timothy. But before we call him, I do want to say, well we have a message

1:41.2

for our listeners. Something that we needed to share with them for a while. Which is exciting.

1:44.8

It's really exciting. Thanks to you guys and your loyal listenership and we've been able to build

1:50.4

our audience through you guys. We are at a point now where we are able to take on some sponsors

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