Timothy Simons, Steve Lemme & Kevin Heffernan, and What If We Had Mating Season

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Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Timothy Simons (1:03:08) tells us what his favorite Jonah scene is from Veep, how the writers can't help but insult his appearance and how he gets confused with the 2 other tall white guys in Hollywood. Steve Lemme & Kevin Heffernan (41:27) explain why redheads and Mets fans are the last people to ever get any sympathy, their new show Tacoma FD, and whether firefighters or binge drinkers are the closer brethern. Is Sophie TUrner bisexual? The Office: Survivor, Failure, and Brexit. Voicemails (26:14) include: mating season, condoms in the septic tank, uber to a date, shoot your shot with gym guy

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	Today's episode of KFC radio is brought to you by Roman.
0:13.6	What are the old like wives tales that just don't work if you're not lasting long a bed, think about baseball, think about stats, think about your grandma.
0:20.8	Baseball just reminds me of coming now.
0:22.6	Yeah, well, I think about first base, the second base and third base.
0:25.2	I'm like, wait a minute, is third base world sex these days or is third base is regular sex?
0:29.4	Where we put ass eating is that like fourth base?
0:31.5	We're just thinking about all sorts of sex.
0:33.6	Yeah, that's a lot.
0:34.4	None of this, none of that, by the way, that's what adding bases like soft ball, and it's like the orange first base.
0:38.8	Yeah, the white one.
0:40.4	The one the one base to run through the other day on, you know, sorts of bases.
0:44.1	But guess what? None of it works.
0:45.4	If you're, if you're going to come, you're going to come.
0:47.0	Doesn't matter what you're thinking about.
0:48.4	If your dick is sensitive and it's and you're enjoying it too much, you're going to come.
0:52.2	That's why you have to take like a medical approach to it.
0:55.2	That's where Roman comes in.
0:56.6	Roman has created pre mature swipes.
1:00.3	They're like little moist towelettes that you rub on your dick and it numbs your dick.
1:05.6	Numbs it right up.
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