Timothy Simons Returns!

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.5 • 11.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Timothy Simons [Veep, Christine, The Boss, HouseBroken] and Anna talk about a raccoon threesome, twins, high school, first loves, break-ups, childbirth and more. Later in the episode Anna and Timothy offer their best Unqualified advice to a listener going through divorce and wondering how to get back into the dating scene. Their next call is with a listener who questions why her friends take so long responding to texts despite being glued to their phones.

Check out Second in Command: A Veep Rewatch with podcast hosts Matt Walsh and Timothy Simons.

Order Dealbreakers now. On sale wherever books are sold.

State Farm Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Call or go to statefarm.com for a quote today.

Skylight Frames Now, as a special offer, you can get $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go skylightframe.com and enter code FARIS. That’s right. To get $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go skylightframe.com and enter code FARIS.

Living Proof Put the science to work and unlock your hair’s full potential with Living Proof like I did. Visit livingproof.com/ANNA and use code ANNA to get ten percent off your first purchase. That’s livingproof.com/ANNA, code ANNA for ten percent off your first purchase.

Masterclass Get unlimited access to EVERY MasterClass, and as an Anna Faris Is Unqualified listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to masterclass.com/ANNA.

McDonald's Wherever your local McDonald’s is, there’s nothing better than that wonderful feeling of community… well, maybe that great feeling is tied with eating a Big Mac. McDonald’s – I’m lovin’ it.

Netflix New episodes of Now Listen drop every other Thursday. Subscribe now wherever you get your podcasts and follow @strongblacklead on all the socials to stay up-to-date.

Ring.com This holiday season, deck the halls, walls, doors and windows with the best deals of the year on the award winning Ring Alarm. Go to ring.com/UNQUALIFIED to get a great deal on a Ring Alarm security kit today!

Please subscribe to Anna Faris is Unqualified on Apple Podcasts and follow us on social media:

Instagram @Unqualified
Twitter @Unqualified
Facebook @Anna Faris is Unqualified
Music by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo
Producers: Michael Barrett, Rob Holysz, Jeph Porter, Kasper Selvig
Researcher: Margot Barrett

Production Services: Rabbit Grin Productions rabbitgrinproductions.com
Distributed by: Simplecast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey everyone, my co-host for the day is the wonderful and incredibly funny Timothy Simons
0:07.1	who played one of my very favorite characters on one of my very favorite shows, Veepe.
0:12.6	After Timothy entertains me with a crazy story about raccoons, we catch up and share
0:17.4	some slightly less crazy stories before reaching out to listeners.
0:21.8	Our first call is with Donna who is moving on from a divorce and wanting suggestions
0:26.5	on how to meet people these days.
0:29.0	Let's be talk with Amber who questions why her friends take so long to respond to messages
0:34.1	despite being glued to their phones.
0:36.7	If you have a question and would like to talk with us, please look for the link at
0:40.6	nqualify.com.
1:01.4	I'm so glad to see you.
1:03.0	I'm glad to see you too.
1:04.1	How's it going?
1:05.1	Great.
1:06.1	I feel like now we should lead with the raccoon story.
1:09.6	We started talking about raccoons and we were talking about how great they are and that
1:13.4	reminded me that my friend Phil who lives up the street.
1:17.3	He lives on a hill and his wife is in the gym so it's Phil and Jill who live up the hill.
1:22.4	He's out on his balcony and there's this tree that's about eye level but it's like 30
1:26.5	feet up off the ground.
1:28.0	It's late at night and seven glasses of wine is trying to relax and there are these two
1:31.4	raccoons out on a branch of this tree like 30 feet in the air but it is eye level like
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Anna Faris, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Anna Faris and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.