Timothy Olyphant

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Actor Timothy Olyphant feels “eh” about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Timothy and Conan sit down this week to chat about their favorite hobbit names, playing a mean mofo on-screen, buying a gingerbread house, and fantasies of quitting Twitter. Plus, Conan’s wax figure controversy heats up with an official response from the Dreamland Wax Museum. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by State Farm (www.statefarm.com), Mercari (www.mercari.com), ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/CONAN), Article (www.article.com/CONAN), ButcherBox (www.butcherbox.com/CONAN), Mizzen+Main (www.comfortable.af code: CONAN), and Athletic Greens (www.athleticgreens.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Tim Hormoffant.
0:05.0	And I feel about being Conan or Brian's friend.
0:13.0	Fall is here, here and now, back to school.
0:19.0	Ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose,
0:23.0	Climb the fence, books and pens.
0:25.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:30.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:34.0	Hey, welcome to Conan or Brian, needs a friend?
0:37.0	Horses is the show where I, Conan or Brian,
0:40.0	the one who is speaking right now, has a podcast,
0:43.0	and I look for opportunities to make friends,
0:46.0	more lasting friendships with some of the people I've brushed up against in this business.
0:51.0	I didn't mean physically brushed up against, that's creepy.
0:54.0	But people that I've encountered who seem really interesting to me,
0:57.0	and I think, hey, maybe they could be a real friend.
1:00.0	Let's find out, and what better format,
1:02.0	than a nice, intimate podcast,
1:04.0	and helping me out all the way, my assistant, Sonia Obsession.
1:08.0	Thanks for being here, Sonia.
1:09.0	It's great to be here, Conan.
1:10.0	Are you gonna change your last name, Sonia, now that you're married?
1:12.0	I might legally change it, yeah.
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