My name is Timothy Oliphant.

And I feel so wonderful about being Conan O'Brien's.

It's almost as if I was given a beach house.

But one that I don't frequent.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I'm sitting here with Matt Goreley and Sonam Obsessian just put some, what did you put on there?

Chapstick.

Chapstick.

Okay, not a gloss.

Is there a difference between a gloss and a chapstick?

Of course.

I don't know.

I actually don't know.

What is gloss?

Okay.

And the other one lubricates.

I would think a gloss would lubricate as well.

The gloss also lubricates, but the glosses.

I don't understand.

You can't just, you're not allowed to use the word in the definition. But that's what it does. What does the door do? It's literally what it does. It opens the door.

What?

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