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Does the MLS stand again if Leo Messi took 10 minutes every week to chat with the big dog.

Oh, that's a good poll question.

That's a good poll question.

I don't know if this is a poll question, but I mentioned to Zaz and to Greg that I think

that we're inside of 10 years at this point from every American home having what the

Levitard studio has, which is one of them fancy drink dispensers, carbonated, whatever your pleasure. Pick your flavor. Oh, yes. Any of your favorite sodas available, a soda water, a seltzer, a flat water. I got one of those in my house. You do. Yeah, yeah. It's just water, but I got one of those in my house. Well, that's what I was curious about. So I mentioned this and Zazlo said, I have one of those machines in my house. Is it a machine? A water dispenser doesn't count as a machine. And then he said, no, the dispenser is... It's a mansion, by the way, but go ahead. Right, your mansion. But he said, no, the dispenser is just what you have in your refrigerator. Right. And I say, no, no, that's a machine. That's the machine. That's a part of a... That's a small part of a larger mechanism. A machine. No, I have a water machine. No, you have a dispenser. No, the dispenser is in the fridge, okay? The fridge has an ice and a water dispenser, which I don't use. You got that crushed ice? I could do crushed, or I could do the big cubes. No one, who goes crushed? That's monster bad here. Yeah, I don't do crush because when I'm drinking, I don't like to get with my beverage.

I got these little ice chips.

I might choke because I'm not expecting that. I just want the liquid. Sometimes with my fridge, it'll be set to big cubes, but I get crushed. Oh, you got to get your fridge. That's not okay. That's not good. No, no, I could do either setting I want. But Dave, I never put the crushed for the exact reason I said.

I don't want...

It makes me feel weird.

When I'm drinking something and then I get part of an ice cube on my mouth, I'm not trying to chew. I'm trying to swallow. You're a man of the people. You're not, you're not precious eating the crushed eye, requiring crushed ice. Has any human being ever died on ice, though? You don't want to choke on it. Nobody's ever

lost their life in a battle against a large ice cube. I mean, I don't know. You swallow that big

cube that they put in my whiskey. If that goes down my throat, I could die. I feel like you

could Heimlich it out of there. Really? Yeah, I think so. Could you heimlet? The fancy bar, the smart cocktail, the big square, that big thing.

Yeah.

If that got lodged in your throat.

You're screwed.

Greg Cody, you submit, somebody could purge that from you with the heimlich before you pass.

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