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The Harland Highway

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Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	Listen up.
0:01.0	Huh? That means you.
0:02.0	Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queens. It's me, the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening.
0:21.5	Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of treacles. Eligibility rules in terms and conditions apply. Please gamble responsibly. 8 plus gamboloware.org. Hi, just leave on work now. Sorry, it's a bit loud. Um, basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight. Had a big Mac on my mind all day and delivery fee on the app is now from 99p.
0:39.9	So you win?
0:41.1	Gorsua. Um, basically, so I was thinking we could get Mackeys tonight. Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P.
0:39.8	So you win?
0:41.0	Of course you are.
0:41.6	Ha, love you.
0:42.2	Bye!
0:43.1	Exclusively on the McDonald's app.
0:46.0	18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply, but it's a pacing restaurants.
0:49.0	Serving times and teas and seas apply.
0:50.2	So when you're making love, are you on a bed or on a floor mat? I'm on a hammock.
0:55.3	Wow, so you're a swinger.
0:57.1	Yeah.
0:57.8	Wow.
0:58.5	Unbelievable.
1:00.0	Yeah, it was great.
1:00.9	Yeah, it was great.
1:00.9	Yeah. You're a single thing The world goes blurry as the wheels start to glide
1:13.6	We're chasing moments where the dreams collide
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