Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun. I don't know that I will make it through the entire show tonight.

I don't know if I'll make it through the next five minutes. I give you my word. I will go for as long as I possibly can and do the best show humanly possible, but I am only a man.

I took a nap right before this show. Don't shake your head, Chris, and I woke up and I have this huge mosquito bite right down, right close to my ankle.

And it must have been the size of a tarot actor with the size of this mosquito bite. And I look, I don't know if I can do a show like this. I don't know. No promises. I'll try.

But we've got Mark Millie getting embarrassed in front of the House of Representatives today. Matt Gaetz just destroyed Mark Millie and Secretary Austin. And it was awesome.

We have Terry McCullough in Virginia saying the quiet part out loud. That's one of the great parts of this era is how bold the communists have been to just come right out and say it.

Chris, you have that Terry McCullough thing. I love this. Also take them off the shelves and I'm not going to let parents come into schools and actually take both out and make their own decision.

So yeah, I've got you. Stop the bill that I don't think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.

Just come right out and say it, Terry. Probably not the best electoral strategy in the world.

We have yes fan favorite Michael Malice that weirdo anarchist coming up in about an hour and a half. I'm sure we'll argue about something as we always do.

And trouble on the horizon for the prison system all that and much, much more tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show it's going to be a blast that is for certain now let's begin with the big thing.

What's going on right now? Well Millie, remember Millie is chairman of the joint chiefs Austin that's Lloyd Austin. He's the secretary of defense.

Those are the two big military head haunches in America numero uno and numero two what Chris, I didn't take Spanish for that long. Okay. Anyway, these are the two big military guys in the country.

They got called before the Senate yesterday to get asked some tough questions and look, I'll be honest. I don't want to be a hypocrite here or any more of one that I already am in general.

I don't really care about these Senate hearings. I don't care about the House hearings, not because I don't think they're valuable. I mean, I like it that these generals get embarrassed that the losers get embarrassed in front of everybody. I just don't think the senators and representatives are actually going to do anything ever.

They use these things for these great little 15 second sound bites that they then fundraise off of but they don't do anything we call that Lindsey Gramming where you sound really, really good and like a fire in Primstone guy but you never actually do anything.

So in general, I don't like these but because he was echoing my sentiments, I do appreciate what Matt Gates said and I'll play that for you in a second, but allow me to say this.

We talked about this briefly again last night. I'm going to talk about it again tonight. What kind of military do you think we have?

Do you think it's a good one? Do you think it's the best in the world? That would be the normal American sentiment and I'll be honest with you if you were to pull out a piece of paper and just start comparing notes on what this country has and what this country has.

Yeah, it doesn't look like it's anywhere close. Oh, we have this many aircraft carriers and they have that many. We have this many nukes and they have that many and we have this many plates. I mean, look on paper. Oh, man, it's us all the way.

But let me ask you something. If I came to you and I told you that I was the greatest pitcher ever. I'm a baseball player and I'm a pitcher and I'm the best pitcher ever.

There's nobody better than me. I'm the greatest and you look on paper and man alive. It does look wow. He does have a faster fastball than everyone else. Man, this guy, it is really impressive. But my record is five and 25. Am I the greatest pitcher ever?

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