Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

Kay Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show. Question on the text lines, 714. Who's the gargoyle on the left of the YouTube stream? Well, I would imagine that that is an insult directed at one of us, and I don't know exactly where we land on your screen, but we are streaming right now on YouTube, and you can go ahead and check out the show and decide for yourself, who is the gargoy. Who is the gargoy? Well, there's only one of us on the right and one of us on the left, and I'll tell you who's on the left. Please say you. It's me. Yes. Yes. Allie's the gargoyle. So once again, it's me. But I don't know if they're commenting on me physically or the picture of me behind me. Oh, yeah. Your worst picture ever, the one you took during the turkey trot. It's the gargoyle. Almost the annual anniversary of the worst picture ever taken, which you can see floating around in the background here at the K Rock Studios. I'm getting ready for my year two turkey trot. I'm doing a 5K on Sunday. I'm going to get ready for my to redeem myself on Thanksgiving and take the hottest picture of her.

We've got a lot of people on the phone right now that would like to be a part of human bingo.

Understandably, they want to win that trip to Vegas, and we can only put one of you on the human bingo card.

In the category of I was thrown out or banned from somewhere, so let's get to your stories right now.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a game of bingo unlike any other where you are the star.

This is human bingo.

Let's say hi to Adam. Good morning, Adam. What were you banned or thrown out of?

So I was thrown out of the Magic Castle on Halloween, dressed as a crab, for running through the kitchen like the scene in Little Mermaid.

Oh, that's great.

How funny. But you are a crab. That's where you belong. And the Magic Castle, they love their rules over there. They do not play around with the rule. Even on a non-Hallowing event, you've got to be in a, like a blazer, and they won't let you in. So you got thrown on, and did they toss you forever? Like, is there a lifetime ban? They literally tossed me out, like, threw me out of the door. And, but my face was covered. So many other magic things they could have done to throw you out. I know. They could have just waved the curtain in front of you. Put you in a box and saw you in half. Tadda! They just threw you out. That seems so...

lame. Lame for the Magic Castle.

All right, so you got tossed out. Were you... Were you drinking? I was inebriated, sure. Okay. Of course. Of course. Innebriated crab. All right. That's a good story. Good place to start. Bingo! That's where we begin.

You've been thrown out or banned from somewhere.

Let me say hi to Cole, uh. Bingo! That's where we begin. You've been thrown out or banned from somewhere.

Let me say hi to Cole on K. Rock. Good morning, Cole.

Hey, what's going on, guys? What's your story? Um, I was down at the brick team down in Redondo Beach on the pier. There was like a punch show. I got thrown in the... can't say the F word, sir. Try to not swear. Sorry, sorry. You better get thrown off of this show too in the middle of a thrown off segment. Yeah, don't get banned for this. So you broke your femur in the pit. Yep. The paramedics came. I had to get rushed out. They stopped the whole show.

It was pretty nary.

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