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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Shat on Entertainment

Film Reviews, 80s, Shermerhighschool, Sixteencandles, Movies, Tv & Film, Weirdscience, Breakfastclub, Vcr, Johnhughes, Vhs, 90s, Classicmovies

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We all love Dick Ebert, but giving him what he wants isn't always the best idea. Big D is a man of strange appetites who suffered through a childhood that left him wishing he could travel time to make friends. And his obsession with "Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann" was bound to end in disaster.

Listener Shawn Green generously commissioned this review of the 1982 sci-fi cult classic as a gift to the Shat Crew. Gene was pumped to see Lyle Swann's sweet Yamaha motorcycle in action. Roger was excited to compare yet another movie to "Star Wars," and Dick yearned to be reunited with Belinda Bauer, the subject of his first self-stimulation experience.

What followed was a lesson in woman-on-man sexual assault, the creative genius of Mike from The Monkees, a bizarre skinny-dipping scene, some incredibly bad marksmanship, terrified Mexicans, and every kind of causal loop wrapped into 100 minutes of film powered by 30 minutes of actual material.

It's weird. It's wild. And it's perfect for Shat The Movies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's not a CD.

0:02.0

That's a thing.

0:03.0

It was a urinary tract infection which we can all get.

0:06.0

It must have been that wet bikini you were wearing at the beach, right?

0:09.0

Oh, that's right.

0:10.0

It was, yeah.

0:11.0

Yeah, I mean, think about that when you have one wild night, it causes another wild night. It was

0:15.0

I was yeah I mean think about that when you have one wild night. I wish I was having wild nights I really I wish I was wearing red leather

0:19.5

Getting abducted by a gun slinger and being forced at gunpoint to make sweet sweet love but that wasn't the issue here them up from the plane and took them down the Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas Party

0:36.5

and the terrorists were overzealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little out from Allen,

0:44.4

John McClay kicked out.

0:46.4

Welcome back to Shad the Movies, the Podcast,

0:48.3

where we answer the question

0:49.5

for the movies we love and growing up really that good.

0:52.0

Have you ever cut yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to?

0:55.0

Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie Rentalt blockbuster video? Do you even remember what blockbuster video was?

1:02.0

Have you answered yes, and this is a podcast for you?

1:03.7

I'm one of your three co-host Roger Roper and alongside the Army Two co-host, Big D.

1:08.1

Ebert. Good evening. And Jean, that's got to be Swan, Lions.

1:13.5

You help me get my bike back and I'll get us into a Hyzoot buggy like you never saw.

1:18.5

And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite films still hold up.

1:23.3

Each week the audience selects from six movie choices that we then break out our race car

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