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The Book Pile

Timeline by Michael Crichton

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Timeline is an excellent Michael Crichton book about using a time machine to visit the Middle Ages. But, we just wanna point out – you could also use a time machine to get some dinosaurs. That’s why here at The Book Pile we believe every Michael Crichton book should just be Jurassic Park. The nanobots in Prey could have formed a giant dinosaur. The park in Westworld coulda been robot dinosaurs. What’s inside the sphere in Sphere? Dinosaur. Also in this episode Kellen and Dave revive a HEATED ...

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0:00.0

Hey, everyone. We tend to judge the Middle Ages as primitive and violent, because they super were.

0:05.7

Today's book is Timeline by Michael Crichton.

0:09.5

I'm Kellanurski, and I'm a comic, a father, and if I could go back in time, I would besiege

0:17.3

the production company that made the terrible movie of this book.

0:22.5

And I'm David Vance. I too followed the Michael Crichton path of becoming a writer by first failing to be a doctor.

0:32.8

Timeline asks, what if a bunch of medieval historians time traveled back to the only era where they are cool?

0:39.7

And this is the book pile. I'm going to push back a little bit on your joke because he never

0:46.2

wanted to be a doctor. I read that he went to med school and within the first couple weeks was like,

0:52.8

oh, I hate this. Sure, but I'm saying he didn't fail at it.

0:57.5

He was just like, well, I'll go through with this, but I will simultaneously write and sell

1:02.5

novels while in med school.

1:05.2

Oh, I'm not saying he was bad at it.

1:06.8

I'm saying we just realized we hated it at different places in our progression and debt.

1:15.9

All right, today we're doing a Michael Crichton deal where if you leave us a review, that will turn out to be a terrible mistake full of hubris with unimaginable consequences.

1:27.5

First review writer says,

1:29.7

I recommend this podcast.

1:31.6

Lots to laugh about, fun to listen to,

1:33.8

inspired me to read more books this year,

1:36.0

even some of those presented by the hosts.

1:38.6

They don't reveal too much about the books,

1:40.4

and I don't have to read the stupid books myself.

1:43.0

That's a win.

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