Time-Traveling Apostle

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Ian Roberts, Mary Holland, and Lou Wilson join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They’ll perform scenes about a sports fan with an obnoxious cheer, an extremely suspicious laundromat, and a diagnosis from a fake doctor. Later, Jesus offers cosmetic perks to his apostles, mechanics make a game out of guessing their customers’ problems, and a farmer gives his chickens a fighting chance. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace ( www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV).

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0:00.0	Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser, that is still me.
0:13.2	I usually have a producer thing that we lay in later, but that was sounded pretty good
0:16.9	too, yeah?
0:17.9	Is that something you're working on?
0:18.9	Yeah, I'm trying to get a thing with Sports Center, where I'll be putting a bubble on
0:24.0	the side, sort of like, and I'll just be there.
0:28.3	Yeah, and then I'll just give theme music.
0:31.3	So when they talk about, you know, the play of the week, I'll be like, bop, bop, bop, bop.
0:36.3	And I'm over there in my little soul.
0:37.3	When it be like, Bobby McFairn or someone that's more like known for scatting, if that's
0:42.8	what that is, well, you have to become known at some point.
0:45.9	Oh, and you're just going straight to Yisping, it's like the highest, as a matter of fact,
0:50.7	NFL games are probably the highest rated thing on television, and you're going to, wow.
0:54.9	Hey, man, you got to go for it.
0:56.4	I think it's what makes it interesting.
0:58.4	If you've got Bobby McFairn, it's like, well, yeah, that's, but this is going to be,
1:01.8	why is this guy here?
1:02.8	Yeah, that's an obvious choice.
1:03.8	So that gets you talking more.
1:04.8	It's actually more.
1:05.8	McFairn is huge right now.
1:06.8	He's so big.
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