Time Traveling Anti-Gravity Aliens and Worse! | Good For You Podcast #340
Good For You with Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings & Studio71
4.2 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Inspired by jet engine silences. |
| 0:03.0 | The Dyson Hushjet Purify powerfully purifies the entire room, quietly. |
| 0:10.0 | Capturing pollen, allergens and pet dander, removing odours and harmful gases such as NO2, day and night. |
| 0:20.0 | Hushjet. which is NO2, day and night. |
| 0:28.5 | Ashjet, powerful, compact purification, that's quiet. |
| 0:30.9 | Action. |
| 0:32.5 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:35.8 | Or as Erica Kirk started saying recently out of nowhere, |
| 0:36.5 | Shalom! |
| 0:43.2 | On Friday night when he would get home from work, he would turn off his phone and he would shove it in the jump drawer. |
| 0:46.3 | And he would say, Shabbat Shalom, shove it in the drawer. |
| 0:49.0 | So I know, this is me today. |
| 0:52.6 | I realize I look like Tommy Bahamas lawyer. |
| 0:54.1 | No, I am Scarface. So look at my eyes. I got a laser called |
| 0:56.6 | the CO2 laser. So if you're listening, I'd check out the Spotify video or the YouTube because I do |
| 1:04.0 | look like I fell asleep in a burning field. What is the CO2 laser you ask? I didn't ask until after the procedure. I was like, |
| 1:14.5 | I can't believe that's legal. It vaporizes skin layers and stimulates collagen production to treat |
| 1:20.9 | wrinkles, scars, and sun damage. It causes dramatic skin rejuvenation results. So I basically, |
| 1:27.1 | I'm wearing glasses to cover the |
| 1:29.0 | fact that I vaporized myself so that you guys would stop calling me busted. You did it. |
| 1:35.4 | Your comments worked. I finally put my head in the oven. For the girls, I think this one works. |
| 1:44.8 | I think this works. |
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