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Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Time Traveling Anti-Gravity Aliens and Worse! | Good For You Podcast #340

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.27.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Inspired by jet engine silences.

0:03.0

The Dyson Hushjet Purify powerfully purifies the entire room, quietly.

0:10.0

Capturing pollen, allergens and pet dander, removing odours and harmful gases such as NO2, day and night.

0:20.0

Hushjet. which is NO2, day and night.

0:28.5

Ashjet, powerful, compact purification, that's quiet.

0:30.9

Action.

0:32.5

Hello, everyone.

0:35.8

Or as Erica Kirk started saying recently out of nowhere,

0:36.5

Shalom!

0:43.2

On Friday night when he would get home from work, he would turn off his phone and he would shove it in the jump drawer.

0:46.3

And he would say, Shabbat Shalom, shove it in the drawer.

0:49.0

So I know, this is me today.

0:52.6

I realize I look like Tommy Bahamas lawyer.

0:54.1

No, I am Scarface. So look at my eyes. I got a laser called

0:56.6

the CO2 laser. So if you're listening, I'd check out the Spotify video or the YouTube because I do

1:04.0

look like I fell asleep in a burning field. What is the CO2 laser you ask? I didn't ask until after the procedure. I was like,

1:14.5

I can't believe that's legal. It vaporizes skin layers and stimulates collagen production to treat

1:20.9

wrinkles, scars, and sun damage. It causes dramatic skin rejuvenation results. So I basically,

1:27.1

I'm wearing glasses to cover the

1:29.0

fact that I vaporized myself so that you guys would stop calling me busted. You did it.

1:35.4

Your comments worked. I finally put my head in the oven. For the girls, I think this one works.

1:44.8

I think this works.

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