Hello Heaton here. As many of you know I have a new book out,

inappropriately human 21 short stories. It's been out for about a month as a

paperback and an e-book, but several of you have written in demanding that I make inappropriately

human available as an audio book.

For example, Bethany writes, Dear Heaton, I would love to read your book, but I had a bad experience in middle school

and now refuse to read things on principal. Can you please produce it as an audio book,

like on a cassette tape or something, right? Thanks Bethany. So I can't put it on a

cassette tape, but it is now available on Audible. So if you want to listen to me narrating an entire book of kick-ass short stories, you can buy inappropriately human on audible.com.

Ron writes, Dear Heaton, I primarily know you as a voice and not a writer,

so I would love to hear you read your own book as a work of audio fiction,

but really loud, like really, really loud, as high as the volume can possibly go.

Please narrate your book and then publish it on the maximum possible volume.

Thanks, Ron. You can... on the maximum possible volume.

Thanks Ron, you can just listen to the audiobook as loud or as quiet as you'd like.

You just, you adjust the volume on your end.

The volume is completely up to you. I don't I'm just it's on audible. It's at a normal

There's actually very specific parameters Ron so just you download it on audible and listen to it at your leisure.

Dan Cook is a long time patron of the show and he sent me a self-addressed stamped envelope

including a blank 8 track cassette and a note which reads,

Hey Keaton, can you please record your new book onto this 8-track?

I know most people listen to music on CDs now, but I'm a purist and the bass sounds more

resonant on an eight track. Thanks, Dan.

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