Time-out (A Funny Story for Kids)
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
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In this silly story, Lena has spent more time in time-out than anyone she knows. She’s been sent there for some pretty ridiculous reasons too. But when Lena catches her dad saying a rude word he shouldn’t have, everything changes. Suddenly she’s the one handing out time-outs and her dad is the one sitting on the stairs! At first it’s fun having the power, but then Lena takes things a little too far.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | LOL Storytime, truly not a boring time, grab a snack and you'll be fine, follow the whole storyline, LOL Storytime, make you laugh at least one time, |
| 0:09.9 | LOL Storytime! Welcome back to the show. This is AlloL Storytime, and today's story is for anyone who has ever been placed in timeout for something you did not deserve to be in trouble for. |
| 0:22.4 | Like shaving your brother's head and drying a mustache on his face using permanent marker. |
| 0:26.4 | Like, did anyone even explicitly tell you you weren't allowed to do that? |
| 0:30.1 | Anyway, the title of the story is called Time Out. |
| 0:33.1 | And this one features a character named after Lena, who listens to the show with her naughty dog Nelly. |
| 0:37.8 | Sorry, Nelly, they made me say it. |
| 0:40.2 | Other shoutouts this week go out to Graham B from Toronto, Canada, Judah and Mojave from Northern California, |
| 0:47.3 | Hudson Thomas from the United States, Torin and Nina from Arizona, Knox from Buda, Texas, |
| 0:53.6 | brothers Judge, Sutter, and Lewis from North Carolina. |
| 0:57.1 | Rowan and Quinn from Ann Arbor, Michigan. |
| 0:59.5 | Kieran Salim Ruin from Brookline, Massachusetts. |
| 1:02.7 | And Maverick C. from Simi Valley, California, |
| 1:05.2 | who listens with his mom and baby sister, Kenzie. |
| 1:08.2 | More shout-outs to come next time. |
| 1:09.7 | But for now, let's get into the story. |
| 1:19.0 | This is the story of a girl who was a little too familiar with being put in timeout. |
| 1:24.6 | Lena, that's a timeout for you, young lady, Is what Lena had heard her mother say at least a million times. |
| 1:30.3 | Lena, look what you've done! |
| 1:32.3 | Go sit on that chair and think about your actions. |
| 1:35.3 | Is what Lena had heard her father say at least a billion times. |
| 1:38.3 | Lena, you've left me no other choice. |
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