TimcastIRL #46 - More Cops Get Bitten By Covid Infected, Food Shortages Are Coming
Timcast IRL
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🗓️ 14 April 2020
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
The zombies are attacking as people bite law enforcement officers, nurses, and bystanders at unsettling rates, 'commercial burglary' (read: looting) is up 75% in NYC, food plants are closing and farmers are wasting milk and vegetables, and in the midst of all this, the Canadian army keeps the focus on what's really important: Gender pronouns.
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going everybody? Welcome to the Timcast IRL podcast. I am Tim Poole joined by. |
| 0:04.4 | What's up everybody? Adam Kriggler here. How's it going? |
| 0:07.6 | And always the invisible Lydia the invisible Lydia boy do we have a show for you tonight? |
| 0:13.6 | Zombies man. We're we're we're we're just talking about what the title should have been and Adam |
| 0:18.4 | was like you should put that like zombies are real and I was like no no well it would have been |
| 0:22.7 | in parentheses parentheses we put like we're kidding they're not real but I mean like |
| 0:28.0 | so there have been a series of stories over the past couple of weeks I don't know why they're |
| 0:33.3 | highlighting this because I'm sure people bite each other all the time they're prepping the general |
| 0:38.4 | public for the covid infected bites they're gonna come dude it's happening we got a story this |
| 0:44.2 | from a couple days ago yeah cop got it we got but but here's a thing we have another story for |
| 0:49.0 | for the next segment rats have started eating each other too now we know why because we did do a |
| 0:54.5 | segment on what rats were going to do and cannibalism was one of them but let's just pretend because |
| 0:58.8 | we're bored that they're actually covid infected and the animals are also becoming zombies too |
| 1:03.0 | because that's just you know more more fun than real life well I'm actually glad that's not the |
| 1:07.3 | case because the monkeys would have been a lot more scary to watch if they were actually ripping |
| 1:11.8 | each other apart instead of fighting dude you don't want to do make like a short little fictional |
| 1:17.2 | thing showing the monkeys fighting and then do like a video for like a short film about zombies |
| 1:22.0 | okay you could actually take existing footage today talking about the amount of people infected |
| 1:26.6 | like you show Anderson Cooper being like 200,000 people infected and then like show the monkeys |
| 1:30.8 | fighting and like new stories go like dun dun dun dun yeah you could actually convince someone's |
| 1:34.9 | zombies are real if you did I mean look at these stories man but other than that we've got food |
| 1:39.1 | shortages coming so I guess the the the through line for this for tonight is going to be the fact |
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