TimcastIRL #43 - Woke Twitter SHREDS Ellen Degeneres For Comparing Lockdown To Being In Jail
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🗓️ 9 April 2020
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
Twitter is up in arms, again, about Ellen DeGeneres... Again. This time it's about a joke Ellen, a comedian, made about her current situation. We feign outrage at the feigned outrage and a good time is had by all the bored people. Then, rent-skipping comes to stay (possibly) as one THIRD of tenants opt out of paying rent during the pandemic. Finally, the perks of masculinity make male feminists look really bad as some valuable traits appear to be intrinsic parts of masculinity.
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going everybody? Welcome to show I am Tim Poole and I'm Adam Kriegler. What uh, how you guys doing? |
| 0:05.0 | And we're also joined by invisible lady. The invisible Lydia of white run. Yes. Boy do I have good news for everybody and you can tell by the title of this stream. |
| 0:15.0 | Guess what we are gonna talk about today? |
| 0:18.0 | Celebrity gossip. Yay celebrity gossip. It's actually it's it's you know how came in as long it's not the apocalypse. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm kind of happy because there was this period where it was like every day we'd sit down and be like what's in the news today? |
| 0:32.0 | Oh coronavirus somebody somebody so I don't know if you guys have heard Bernie Sanders quit. Yep and somebody tweeted something they were like I would like to thank Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders for giving us something other than coronavirus to talk about. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah and I was like here here because like the top four national trends were like a million tweets about Bernie and Biden and we're not even gonna talk about that. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh no we're not no way. No not interested. |
| 0:54.0 | No we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna have a more fun time. A bunch of it's it's woke Twitter. Yeah and they're just tearing Ellen Jenner's apart because she made a stupid joke about how being locked down is like being in jail. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah and it's like part of me is like it's a bit insensitive you know I am maybe and then I'm like you're like oh wait a minute I made that joke. |
| 1:15.0 | I made that joke yesterday. Yeah and I just don't care. Yeah and then like we were sitting here and I was like you know it's really happening. |
| 1:20.0 | Ellen made a joke. These woke Twitter people are pretending to be angry about it because they're bored and we're pretending to be angry that they're angry because we're bored too. |
| 1:28.0 | And that's just that's just how the internet works. Yeah. For real dude so much of of every kind of political content is people pretending to be mad about something. |
| 1:35.0 | That's so true. Yeah. I'm angry. Well why are you saying? Well someone out there somewhere might be angry. That's why I'm angry. Right? That's what it's what. |
| 1:44.0 | So like all of the all of this anti-Trump stuff so one of the funny things I was talking about earlier today was that |
| 1:50.0 | uh snopes actually fact check the New York Times as false. It's not kind of the New York Times but a bunch of articles like The Hubbend and Post were like Donald Trump owns a stake in the company that makes the you know the coronavirus |
| 2:03.0 | true. He's pushing and it's like he doesn't it's just not true. Snopes actually fact check them but it's because they're just they need to pretend to be angry. |
| 2:12.0 | How insane man when you actually get fact check by snopes. Yeah. And they're like being honest and must have been really bad. You know. |
| 2:21.0 | Snopes is like all right guys we're gonna actually do some work today. They didn't want to. You know they were like don't make me do it boss. How can we put ice cream into this somehow? |
| 2:30.0 | Let's like let's use it. The boss walks up to the staff and he's like I hate to have to do this to you guys but you're gonna have to work. You're gonna have to fact check the New York Times. |
| 2:39.0 | No. How did you do it? Don't make me do it. And then like they pay our bills. No I don't know. Somebody writes it and the boss is like sent the draft and he's got his finger over the enter key to like submit. He's like I can't do it. |
| 2:51.0 | And then like someone else comes and pushes the hand down. Hey secretary. She's like be a man and she pushed his hand. It's enter New York Times fake news. |
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