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How long does it take to print $250 million?

Five months. It needs to be worthwhile. It's going to need to be perfect.

12,500 kilos or over eight Toyota Camrys or six Ford F-150s.

That is multiple metric sh-tons of cash.

You must have been f-ing stoked, man, because you knew you were going to put $20 bills all over all of that and then just never work again.

Yes. By designing, there are people specifically looking for you all the time. This is all they do.

You can tell them whatever you want. They're not dummies. I mean, this is as high as a goat. It's just a cup of a line.

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Vladimir Putin has issued his ultimatum that European nations on friendly nations, not just Europe, must start paying for oil from Russia in rubles, but not just that.

They have to open Russian bank accounts and handle their exchange through the Russian financial system.

This is something that is missing from any of the headlines, because they're making it sound like Vladimir Putin's just saying, look, look, buy rubles first.

When in reality, he's actually saying, you can still pay us in Euro, but it has to go through our financial system first.

Why? Western sanctions, hurting the Russian economy, and this is Vladimir Putin's way of saying, we're going to strike back.

Not only that, they're pegging the rubble to gold.

And instantly, the rubble recovers. So Western sanctions fail. Vladimir Putin now has tremendous leverage over Europe.

And everyone is kind of panicking about whether or not he'll shut off gas tomorrow.

European nations are calling his bluff saying, nice try. We're not going to play these games in Germany. They're saying, this is blackmail.

We'll see who caves first, because tomorrow is the deadline. April 1st. How amazing would it be if tomorrow Vladimir Putin comes out and goes on a public address and he's like, I warned you all.

I would shut off your gas and April fools. Everybody was just kidding. It was just a joke.

Yeah, I mean, so hold on. You're telling me they've lost McDonald's isn't marketing there anymore. The big banks left and they went back to the gold standard.

That's great. That's horrible. That's horrible. That's horrible.

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